Incorrect Quotes

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a/n: i'm sorry but i just saw other fan-fictions do this and now i can't help but do some myself lolol


aizawa: The retirement age should've been changed to 18 years old.

yamada: What? Why?

aizawa: I'm so fucking tired.

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yaoyarozu: It's so cold outside. Wanna hold hands? We should stay close together!

himura, beaming: Okay!

bakugo:

bakugo: It's summer.

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himura: The sky is beautiful tonight.

todoroki: You know what else is beautiful?

himura:

todoroki:

both, in unison: Soba.

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aizawa, angrily: Go fuck yourself.

yamada: I'd rather fuck you, please.

aizawa: wait what—?

kayama: He said he'd rather fuck you!

himura: —and he said please too! 

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kirishima: You're smiling. Did something happen?

bakugo: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

uraraka: Deku tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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kaminari: I miss Jiro.

bakugo: Kaminari—

kaminari, sighing: Jiro used to call me Kaminari...

bakugo: Maybe 'cause it's your fucking name.

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tamaki: [swallows tablet with water]

employees at the apple store:

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himura (older by a few months): You know, when I was your age...

todoroki: You know, when I was your height...

himura (156 cm since junior high):

himura: [quiet sobbing]

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midoriya, texting: hey

bakugo: hey

midoriya: i can't fall asleep

bakugo: i can

bakugo: good night

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himura: Would you rather stab my father or—

aizawa: Stab him.

himura: I haven't even said the other option yet

aizawa:

aizawa: Stab him.

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bakugo: I gave Deku a get well soon card.

uraraka: I didn't know he was sick...

bakugo: He isn't. I just thought he could be better.

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kaminari: Did you know that people that have more birthdays have a longer life?

midoriya: Woah, that's so cool!

shinso: I'm surrounded by idiots.

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himura: Can you go wash the dishes tonight?

bakugo: Me again? wtf

uraraka, fuming: Excuse me? What do you mean by wtf?!

bakugo: where's the flate

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mizutani: I like my women like I like my coffee.

mizutani: I don't like coffee.

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aizawa: No, I don't really "rise and shine"

aizawa: Most days, I just caffeinate and hope for the best.

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todoroki: Why are you guys here?

himura, smiling: I'm here to help!

bakugo, deadpanning: I'm here to make things worse.

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yaoyorozu: What is the ONE thing I told you NOT to do?

himura (with memory loss): Burn the house down

yaoyorozu: And what did you do?

himura, sheepishly grinning: Made you dinner!

yaoyorozu:

himura: And burned the house down.

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all might, dressed up as santa: What would you like for Christmas?

iida: The last digit of pi.

all might:

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kaminari: Are you my math grade?

kaminari: Because you make my heart drop every time I see you. <3

himura:

todoroki:

todoroki: Should we be concerned

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all might: Don't fear death, fear the state of which you will die.

himura: [horrified whisper] Kentucky.

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