Pictures and Prudes

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Tyler: Whyd you tell Steph you were seeing someone else?

Busted.

Me: Because I am.

He paused what he was doing and looked up at me

Tyler: horse shit. Who?

I shrugged and grabbed my drill

Me: Charley.

Tyler: I always knew you'd end up with a dude.

Fucker.

Me: So funny......Dannys mom, Charley.

Tyler: When do you plan on bringing her around?

Me: When you pull your head out of Kim's ass long enough to come hang out.

Tyler: Well if you bring Charley, we can all do dinner or something.

Me: The kids too?

He shrugged

Tyler: Yeah, I put a tire swing up for El. It's a surprise.

Always spoiling my child.

At lunch I pulled out my phone, surprised to see a message from Charley

Charley:

When i tell you i spit out my drink

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When i tell you i spit out my drink. I choked on it, it spewed out of my nose.

Me: You're so fucking mean!

Charley: 🤷‍♀️

This fuckin woman.

Me: You just want a picture of my dick. Babe, you can't save it as the wallpaper on your phone. People might see.

Charley: You caught me 😉

Oh?

Me: You first.

Charley: If you're asking for a picture of my dick, you're going to be severely disappointed.

Jesus.

Me: Well, I should get something out of it.

Charley: what do you want?

Was this real life?

Me: Literally whatever you're willing to show me 😅

Tyler: Dude, what are you smiling about over there?

Me: Nothin.

Tyler reached for my phone and I swear I almost punched him.

His eyebrows went up and he smiled

He leaned in

Tyler: Are you sexting right now?!

That could be fun. But not at work. Not with power tools and heavy machinery. This woman makes my legs shake, that just sounds dangerous.

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