Buzzfeed Unsolved: Shane and Ryan; Stuck in the Past (+Bonus Stories!)

Sallie and Shane

This one is gonna be a little more serious. Also, sorry for the exit button at the top of the picture. I couldn't get a better one. This one is also not from the podcast. Thank you.

Shane was at Ryan's. Ryan had asked Shane if he could bring Sallie. Of course Shane was skeptical at first, but brought her along.

"So..." Shane asks. He hears Sallie giggle as Dori playfully barked at her. "What did you want to talk about again?"

"I didn't say before." Ryan said.

"Oh." Shane mumbled.

"I want to ask you a few questions though. Like, who was your old friend? And how was it Sallie who could fix you?" Ryan asked. He was serious and Shane could tell.

"It was an old friend from Hell. He has the power to make people or things into plastic and then bring them back when he wants. Right before he got me, I came here. And Sallie could heal me because I was a toy, and she's a child. So if Goatman or Alice did it, it wouldn't work." Shane says. "Does that make sense?" He asks, really wondering.

"I guess." Ryan said. He didn't get it exactly, but it was close.

"Can you teleport?" Ryan asked. Shane shook his head.

"No, only Alice can." He said.

"Then how'd you get here?" Ryan asks.

"Sometimes my magic goes a little out of whack. I can't control when this happens." Shane said. Ryan sighed. Sallie rushed into the room, Dori and Micky following. They playfully bark at her and she runs away, laughing.

"Why'd you take her yesterday?" Ryan asks. Shane looks at him confused. "Where did you take her?"

A long pause came from Shane. Ryan got more impatient as the seconds passed. Shane eventually sighed.

"Look, Ryan." Shane says, getting serious. "Sallie isn't welcomed at her own house anymore. I know she torments people who live there and what-not but she's just doing her job. So about 8 months ago, a new family had been living there and she liked the boys. She thought she could hang out with them, I mean. And once she did, the boys told their parents and now whenever one family member is mad, they blame her." Shane says. Ryan has no remorse for this. And it shows in his face.

"Sallie, can you come here, please?" Shane asks. She stand up, from sitting down and Micky and Dori licking her face, and happily walks over to Shane. He's like a mountain even sitting in front of her.

She smiles at Ryan, happily. Then she looks at Shane. He has this sad and remorseful look on his face. Sallie understands and she puts on a sad look too. She's not embarrassed or anything, it's just like a sad memory came into her head. Ryan started to worry.

Sallie rolled up the sleeve of her dress and left hand. Bruises had shown. Bruises that are big and clearly left out of hate, not accident. There had also been burns, which made Ryan think we're cigarette burns. He looks at the arm for a second longer before looking at the girl. She covers it up again and sits next to Shane, resting her tiny head on his shoulder. Dori and Micky come to play with her again. Shane looks at Ryan with a sad look.

"I know this is crazy, but I had no choice. Those are bruises from being hit with a forceful hand and belt. And those were cigarette burns too, Ryan." Shane explains.

This just went from serious to dark real quick. Ryan thought.

"What'd you do?" Ryan asked.

"She can come into my apartment whenever she wants. Even when I'm at work and she feels as if she needs someplace safe to be, my door is always open for her. Sometimes she's waited until I got home from work and I'll notice her on the couch, petting Obi. I'll put all my stuff down immediately and go talk to her. She then always has the choice as to wether or not she wants to spend the night at my apartment. She even has her own room. It was originally just some random room, but now it's hers. I know it sounds crazy, but she really needs a bigger figure to look up too, Ryan. She's always been like the little sister I never wanted, but I always had no problem taking care of her. I know she's a demon and she's thrown people out of her house, but what humans don't understand is that she's just doing her job." Shane finishes. Ryan looks down at Sallie. She smiles as Dori and Micky jump on the couch and lick her face.

"Shane," Ryan says. "This whole thing went from pretty light, to dark real quick." Shane sighs again. He pats Sallie's back softly.

"I know. But what choice did I have? I can't just leave her there! Besides, I like having her around. She's goofy and fun to play with." Shane says. Ryan sighs and looks at Sallie. She's smiling as Ryan's dogs lick her face and her pain away.

"I'm not upset with the fact that she basically lives with you Shane," Ryan starts. "I'm just upset that you don't tell me these things." Shane purses his lips.

"I'm sorry, Ryan. I know I haven't been totally honest with you lately and I get why you're upset. I'll... I'll try to be more honest." Shane says. Ryan smiles. He scoots closer to Shane. Soon, their lips match. Ryan and Shane get deep into the kiss.

"Ewww!" Sallie says. She gets up and runs away, smiling and laughing. Dori and Micky follow her.

Ryan and Shane part, chuckling at Sallie.