Speechless (Kurt Hummel x OC) Glee AU

CHAPTER THIRTY

Season 2, Episode 8: Furt

Special Guest Star: Carol Burnett as Doris Sylvester

Ownership of Glee: FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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Finn looks surprised to see Carole, Burt, Kurt and Violet walking towards him at his locker. "Oh. What's going on? Is this one of those interventions, 'cause...?"

Kurt smiles. "If it is, it's for the three of us. They bombarded me and forced me to bring them to you."

"And I was forced to come with." Violet says.

Burt smiles at Carole. "Okay, come on, tell 'em."

Carole shakes her head. "No, no, no, you. Come on."

"No. We said in the car." Burt argues.

Carole smiles. "Come on, you, you."

Burt smiles more. "Come on, you."

Carole smiles even more. "Please!"

Burt gives in. "All right, so you know how I drive Carole to work every Tuesday? Well, today I drove here, and we snuck into that classroom where Kurt introduced us...very romantic of me, I might add... And I..."

Carole jumps right to it. "He proposed! He proposed!"

Violet and Kurt instantly geek out.

Burt smiles. "You stole the punch line! Come on!"

Finn looks shocked. "Wow. This just happened?"

Kurt smiles. "Oh, Dad!"

Carole nods. "Oh! We wanted the three of you to be the first to know."

"Yeah, after the kids in that homeroom. Come on, family hug, huh? Okay. Come on!" Burt says.

Violet tries to shimmy out of the hug, but Burt pulls her back in. "Sorry kiddo. You're family too y'know. You and Kurt have been best friends since he was in 1st grade, and have been a couple for 9 months now. You're an unofficial Hummel." Burt says.

This brings tears to Violet's eyes. "Thank you Burt." She says.

"Hey, you'll become official when you and Kurt here get married." Burt says, causing the two teens to blush.

Carole smiles. "I'm so excited and-and nervous!"

Kurt smiles more. "Oh, don't be, don't be."

Carole nods. "Well, no. Okay!"

Kurt holds Violet's waist. "Oh, my God, this is just what I needed. I will take care of it from here. I have a trunk full of wedding magazines hidden under my bed. I'm thinking of a russet and cognac theme. Those are colors, Finn. Fall wedding colors. Autumnal."

Burt nods. "Nothing too extravagant, Kurt, okay? We're gonna use whatever savings we have. We are spending it on the honeymoon. That's right. We're going to Waikiki. We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost."

Carole notices her son has been quiet. "Finn, you-you haven't said anything."

Finn looks kind of awkward. "Uh, I'm...I guess I'm just kind of stunned."

"Hey, don't worry. I'm already looking for a bigger house. One where everybody's gonna get their own rooms. All right?" Burt says.

"And I'll still be hogging the bathroom." Violet jokes.

Carole smiles. "Come on, honey. Be happy for me."

Finn smiles genuinely. "I am, Mom."

Burt looks to his son. "All right, now listen, Kurt, Mr. Wedding Planner, I want you to take care of one thing. I don't care about the food or the booze at this party, but I want one heck of a band. I've been eating right. I've been exercising. And I want to boogie with Carole at this wedding. And I will boogie."