Season 4, Episode 12: Naked
Ownership of Glee: FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk
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Finn claps his hands as he looks to the New Directions in their choir room.
"All right, people, we are back!" He says.
Everyone cheers. Blaine and Sam found out that the Warblers cheated by using performance-enhancing drugs during Sectionals. Trent had testified against his fellow Warblers, and now the New Directions were going to Regionals!
"First of all, big props to Sam and Blaine for all their hard work to make this happen. But... there's no time to celebrate. We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis." Finn tells the group.
"It's the Paris of Indiana." Sam states.
"I propose a bake sale. I mean... it worked last time." Finn claims.
"Oh God, not another bake sale. Anything but another bake sale!" Violet proclaims.
"Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane." Tina retorts.
"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe claims.
"To who?" Blaine asks.
"Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?" Joe offers.
Sam raises his hand. "I could sell more of my semen."
Violet smiles sickly sweet at him. "If you ever do that again, I'll kill you myself."
Sam shrinks back. "Never mind."
"This is silly. I know exactly how we're gonna get the money. "The Men of McKinley" calendar. Let's face it... this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had." Tina proclaims.
Finn nods. "That's great. And it's January, so it's the perfect time to sell them."
"There are six guys, so each one can take two months. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Santa thing but sexy." Tina says.
"Sexy Claus." Brittany suggests.
"I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off." Sam states.
"Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too?" Marley asks.
"'Cause girls are the ones that buy stuff." Artie answers.
"We're responsible for the consumer-driven economy. Those "Twilight" books are poop on paper, and we've turned them into a billion-dollar industry." Kitty remarks.
"Team Jacob." Unique states.
"This could actually work. Tina... you're in charge. You can set up the photo shoots. Everybody else, pick your months and work on your concepts." Finn instructs.
"Good job, Tina!" Brittany encourages.
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The New Directions boys perform a mash-up of 'Hot in Here/Centerfold' with the Cheerios.
[Hot in Here/Centerfold by New Directions boys]
The girls of New Directions and Finn clap for their performance.
"You guys! You guys, that was amazing! We are going to make so much money!" Finn cheers.
Violet can see how uncomfortable Charlie looks about the entire situation.
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Speechless (Kurt Hummel x OC) Glee AU
FanfictionViolet Berry is the younger sister of Rachel Berry, the ambitious Broadway star wannabe. When they sign up for McKinley High's glee club, Vi is hoping she could get some recognition and some respect from her older sister. But as the club grows and g...
