Speechless (Kurt Hummel x OC) Glee AU

CHAPTER SIXTY EIGHT

Season 4, Episode 2:  Britney 2.0

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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Brittany walks into the choir room late. "Sorry I'm late. Someone stole my compass. I can't wear my Cheerios uniform anymore, so I got this outfit in the lost and found."

"Take a seat, Britt." Artie says.

Brittany panics. "Am I getting kicked off the glee club, too?"

Blaine shakes his head. "Of course not."

"We're just really concerned about you." Violet says.

Artie nods. "Yeah."

"Um... Brittany, you know you've had some setbacks lately, and, um, it looks like you might be feeling a little bit blue." Blaine states.

Brittany shrugs. "That's okay. I started taking Lord Tubbington's pills for feline depression."

Charlie sighs. "Brittany, I-I think you and Emma should meet daily for a while. I think you've underestimated the impact being held back has had on you."

"Well, thanks, but I don't really have any time. After school, I'm hopping into bed, eating cashews and bacon, and then watching The Client List marathon. And with that, I said good-bye, and swooped out the doorway, my voice-over continuing down the hallway." Brittany says as she walks out the door.

"Okay, what was that?" Sam asks.

"You know, everything's been taken away from her. She doesn't have anything to hold onto. Clearly, she's lost her identity. We need to bring Brittany back." Violet says.

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"Great news, guys. Principal Figgins has asked us to perform at the annual back-to-school pep rally this week. Now, I understand our National Champion street cred has dropped a little bit since school started, but this is our chance to really wow them and get it back." Will says as he enters the choir room the next day.

"What are we gonna perform?" Marley asks.

"Good question. We're a family in here, and when one of our family is falling down, it's up to us to get together to pick them back up." Will says.

Violet smirks. "Oh, my God. Are we doing Britney Week again?"

"You really came into your own during the last Britney Week. You showed us the best of Britney. Youth, energy, confidence. She inspires you, and you inspire us. So everyone prepare a Britney song for the week, and we're gonna pick one to do for the pep rally. And I've asked Blaine and Artie to give us a little taste of what we're looking for." Will says.

Blaine and Artie smile. "This one's for you, Brittany." Artie says.

Artie and Blaine perform a mash-up of 'Boys/Boyfriend.'

[Boys/Boyfriend by Artie and Blaine]

"So, Britt, what'd you think?" Blaine asks.

"I'm once again inspired by the awesomeness of Britney. Thanks, Mr. Shue." Brittany says.

Violet raises her hand. "Mr. Shue... just so we're clear, if we're performing Britney at the assembly, please don't perform with us. I still have not so kind flashbacks to Toxic every now and then."

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Violet is walking and talking with Unique and Marley.

"So, here's the deal. We're both new girls here, and new girls need to stick together." Unique says.