Speechless (Kurt Hummel x OC) Glee AU

CHAPTER EIGHTY TWO

Season 4, Episode 16:  Feud

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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Artie and the rest of the glee club have Will and Finn sit in the chairs. The glee kids know that the two directors have been fighting.

"Mr. Shue, Finn, thank you for agreeing to this sit-down. We've all noticed the tension between you ever since Finn admitted he kissed Miss Pillsbury." Artie says.

"No surprise." Tina comments.

"Finn has been acting like he's losing his mind." Will states.

Violet sighs. "You're feuding. And it needs to stop. Seriously. It's like Hatfields and McCoys in here."

"So epic musical feuds is our theme. And for the first time in Glee Club history, we are giving you, our fearless leaders, an assignment. You two will explore and resolve your differences by performing a song together inspired by a classic musical rivalry." Artie instructs.

Finn sighs. "Guys..."

"Regionals are coming up, Mr. Shue, and if we're gonna have any chance of winning, we need both of you. On the same page and on the same team." Artie says.

Violet nods. "Artie's right. Were a family. And family always comes around for one another."

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Ryder and Unique sing a mash-up of 'Bitch Gets Back/Dress You Up.'

[Bitch Gets Back/Dress You Up by Ryder and Unique]

Violet cheers for their performance.

"Wow, guys, that was incredible. What inspired that mashup?" Finn asks.

"I mean, the thing was feuds so we just..." Unique starts.

"So Unique demanded mediation." Ryder comments.

"Might I suggest doing an Elton John/Madonna mashup? Madonna finally forgave Elton John for calling her "a fairground stripper" and saying that her career was over, but their decade-long feud was epic." Artie suggests.

"Unique is, was, and ever shall be Madonna. He can try to be Sir Elton, but... you ain't got it." Unique tells Ryder.

"Well, the awesome things about feuds is that once all the anger has gotten out, you can shake on it and let bygones be bygones." Blaine adds.

"Unique would happily shake Ryder's hand, but first... say I'm a girl." Unique says.

Ryder sighs. "Look, I'm just so confused, okay? Yesterday you're dressed as a boy; today you're a girl. What-what bathroom do you use? I mean, make up your mind."

"It doesn't matter what you see. You don't get to decide for me." Unique snaps.

"You are a douchebag, dude." Jake comments.

Charlie nods. "I mean, in this room we can be whatever we want to be."

Violet shakes her head at Ryder. "I can't believe what an asshole you are."

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Will and Finn perform a mash-up of *NSYNC's 'Bye Bye Bye' and Backstreet Boys' 'I Want It That Way.'

[Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way by Will and Finn]

Violet crosses her arms over her chest and shakes her head disapprovingly at the two.

They were both acting like children.

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Violet is asked to see Will and Finn in Will's office that afternoon.