Speechless (Kurt Hummel x OC) Glee AU

CHAPTER EIGHTY

Season 4, Episode 14:  I Do

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

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"Glee Club!" Will says as he walks into the choir room, Finn not far behind him.

The New Directions stand up and they all walk over to Will, hugging him.

"Mr. Shue, how was D.C.?" Violet asks.

Will smiles. "D.C. was great, but now I am back to stay."

"Holla!" Artie cheers.

"And so, for my first order of business, I want to give a big shout-out to the guy who made sure I had something to come back to... Mr. Finn Hudson." Will says.

The New Directions cheer for their assistant coach.

"Now... for this week's assignment..." Will starts.

"I hope it's Britney again." Brittany says.

Will writes the word WEDDING on the board.

"Miss Pillsbury and I are finally getting married." He announces.

"Yeah!" Sam cheers.

"Which makes me the happiest, luckiest man alive. Now, Emma has been handling all the prep, so to help out, I thought I'd take charge of the entertainment for the reception. And though this goes against tradition, it would mean the world to me and to Emma if, instead of giving your best man's speech, Finn, you sing for us. What do you think?" Will asks.

Finn smiles. "Uh... uh, yeah, of course."

Will smiles. "Perfect. For everyone else who isn't out with Asian bird flu..." he trails off.

"It wasn't me." Tina states.

"...it's a Valentine's Day wedding, which means, we need some great romantic love songs at the reception." Will finishes.

"Wait. You want us to be your wedding singers?" Violet asks.

Will smiles and nods.

"That is so..." Kitty starts.

"Awesome." Ryder finishes.

"We'd be honored." Charlie says.

"Great. I have some great ideas." Will says.

Violet was ecstatic that Will was back.

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Santana and Quinn are sitting in a pew together at Will and Emma's wedding.

"It is a Carrot Top convention. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint, but I'm all alone, stuck here sitting with you." Santana complains.

"Do you want me to slap you again?" Quinn asks.

Santana rolls her eyes. "I hate weddings, and I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope."

"Do you know what I hate? Men. Every single one of them is a pig, except maybe Mr. Shue and Al Roker. And you know what?You were right. I do let men define me, but not anymore. Like Gloria Steinem said, 'A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.'" Quinn tells her friend.

"Al Roker is disgusting, by the way." Santana remarks.

Quinn rolls her eyes. "Whatever."

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Charlie and Blaine are getting steamy in the back of Charlie's Prius.

"Had I known I was gonna get groped in the back of a Prius, I would've brought a change of clothes. I'm gonna go in there looking like The Morning After." Charlie says.