bullshit.

more incorrect quotes

gwen: can you multitask?
trent: yes, im actually losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

alejandro: are you good in bed?
noah: yeah, ive been here for twelve hours.

justin: nice ass. sorry about the mental illness.
trent: thank you king.

gwen: i am this close to saying bloody mary in the mirror three times, just so i can get someone to talk to.

gwen: i believe she can change.
duncan: i think so too. im sure shell be fine.
courtney: i won't change.

chris: in a sense, ezekiel has never really 'escaped' because society itself is just another larger cage. fuck yeah, that sounds so smart.
chris: but anyways ezekiel is out loose and looking for blood.

trent: [takes out guitar] let me just, uh, play you some music real quick
gwen: haha, alright
trent: ...hey there, vagina what's it like in-

cody: i hate your blog.
sierra: can we kiss

cody: for the last time, im not gay. im homoflexual.

dj: i broke down crying last night because i realized you have nobody.
cody: what do you mean? i have friends
dj: romantically
cody: oh
cody: it happens.

noah: i could strangle you.
alejandro: you arent tall enough.
noah: youve sunk low enough for me to reach.

tyler: who do you guys think will win the election? laurel or yanny?

gwen:
cody: can i get you anything? you look a little thirsty. ahaha, perhaps some dick? just kidding! or not- no im kiddi-

geoff: my wife is going into labor and i dont know what to do, please help.
doctor: alright. is this her first child?
geoff: no this is her boyfriend.

cody: hey, gwen, so this is really sudden but ive just always thought you were super pretty and funny and just a great person. ive liked you for a long while now but i just thought i should tell you.
gwen: that's really sweet, cody, but i only like you as a brother.
cody: a stepbrother?
gwen: what
cody: what

dj: hey, can i ask how exactly you set a lemon on fire?
geoff: microwaved for fourty minutes
bridgette: why were you microwaving a lemon?
geoff: i heard that boiling lemons help covers up bad smells, i had burnt oranges earlier, and i didnt have any pots on me.
dj: you burnt an orange too? how?
geoff: microwaved for fourty minutes