bullshit.

incorrect quotes asf

gwen: bitches see you in public and just stare. like yes, girl, it's me from the psyche ward.

//

noah: let's say, hypothetically, i couldnt fucking take it anymore.

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justin: im so jealous of you.
trent: what? why?
justin: your boyfriend is so much hotter than mine.
trent: wh- huh? we're dating?
justin: :)
trent: oh, you little-

//

izzy: alright, we gotta get through this locked door. owen, quick, give me your credit card.
owen: ok.
izzy, pocketing the credit card: cool. eva, kick down the door.
owen: wh-?

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geoff, talking about bridgette: shes just so great. if she were to kill me, id thank her.
duncan, getting increasingly annoyed: id thank her too.

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duncan: cmon, deej, itll be fun.
geoff: yeah! like a guys trip.
dj: i cant believe i have to say this.
dj: but i am not going to get tested with you guys for stds tomorrow.

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justin: are you guys sure trent is bi? he hardly even looks at me!

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trent: when's your birthday?
gwen: why? so you can figure out my naval chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me? is that it?

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owen: what are we doing?
noah: wasting our lives away with each moment ticking in the clock which trudges further into an inevitable future of repetitive working and immense boredom as we slowly lose all sprinkles of hope left for humanity and joy in our meaningless lives.
owen: i mean for dinner.

//

duncan: have you noticed how hot bridgette has gotten?
geoff, glaring:
duncan: because i have not!

//

trent, playing guitar:
duncan: hey, do you take requests?
trent: sure! what do you got?
duncan: please stop.

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eva: is four a lot?
izzy: depends on the context. berries? no. murders? no.

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bridgette: geoff, my water just broke
geoff: dont worry about it! ill just buy you a new one.
bridgette: geoff.

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izzy: cody, those pants look great! i bet theyd look even better on noahs floor.
noah: are you hitting on cody... for me?

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justin: ive lied to every girl i told i love you to. i thought i loved them, but then i met you, and now i know what love actually feels like.
trent: aw, that's sweet, justin.
justin: mhm. it was eating me up inside. so, i called them all on the phone and told them i never really loved them.
trent: oh- wow. okay. that's a bit unnecessary.

//

owen: aww.
noah: what?
owen: somebodies in love!
noah: quit it! it's not like i stay up late at night thinking about cody or whatever.
noah, later that night: oh no.

//

courtney: what happened to your nose?
duncan: i used it to break some guys fist.

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alejandro: team chris WILL prevail! we are strong and capable! something brought you guys here! whether it be your strength, your intelligence, your charisma, or just pure dedication!
noah: or a plane.

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alejandro: yknow, beneath the whole bitch act, you're actually pretty nice.
heather: say that bullshit again and i will shove my heel down your throat.

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chef: quit sulking lime a baby.
chris: i am sulking like a full grown man!

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cody: do you ever feel like you're being... watched?
justin: oh, all the time. when you're this sexy you get used to it.

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*team escope + owen playing scrabble*
owen: i will place down my a to make 'a.'
izzy: and i will place down my t to make 'at!'
eva: i will add my r to make 'rat.'
noah: I will add on to your rat to make 'biostratigraphic.'
eva: *flips board.*

//

noah, yelling at izzy: could you be ANY more STUPID?
eva: dont challenge her.

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courtney: duncan, do you even know how to write a thank you card?
duncan: what?
courtney, reciting the card duncan wrote: 'dear, geoff, thank you so much for inviting me to your party. im sorry about my handwriting looking strained, this is the sixteenth note that courtney has made me write today and my hand is beginning to cramp. ow ow ow, the pain. cya, duncan.'

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harold: ive actually never been in a snowball fight before.
leshawna: really?
harold: yeah. i dont even know how the rules work. like is it a fight to the death or until the first surreder?