bullshit.

rating total drama ships

bites lip.

this is a long ass post lmfao.

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ALEHEATHER
rating: 6/10
themesong: i wont say (i'm in love) - that hercules movie thing lol

aleheather used to be my favorite canon ship. i loved their dynamic and the slowburn for them was phenomenal and the best part of world tour. however, i dont know why exactly, but it just got boring after a while? and a bit repetitive? the connection i had to the two of them faded so it is no longer very special to me. now, it just gets annoying when people would talk about it a lot.

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ALENOAH
rating: 7/10
themesong: mr.bigshot - anarbor

alenoah is cool! though i heavily prefer the two of them as a rivalry and nothing more. the fanfiction of them is either wonderful or horrible. like aleheather but if heather was more stubborn and distant. not to mention how great a lot of the fanfiction between a lot of them are.

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ALETYLER
rating: 8/10
themesong: heather - conan gray

what a load off!

but for real, aletyler is fine i guess. theres not a lot of content of them but i like the idea of alejandro kind of like sparing tyler from all of the manipulation and shit because of some undiscovered feelings. and tyler's just confused about everything. tyler deserves someone who can respect him, like alejandro, and alejandro deserves someone who's chill.

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BRIDGEVA
rating: 9/10
themesong:

one of my guilty pleasure ships. the two of them would have a very cute relationship if it wasnt for the rivalry that sparked somehow between them. bridgette is sweet with a sour side and eva is sour with a sweet side. they just compliment eachother very well! they beat up incels together.

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CHREF
rating: 7/10
themesong:

it's fine. nothing special. should be canon, though. i also wish chris respected chef more. i loved what they had going on in action.

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CODIERRA:
rating: 0/10
themesong: stalkers tango - autoheart

glares.

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COURTLER
rating: 5/10
themesong:

sounds pretty nice in theory. in island, courtney was very supportive and i believe that is a trait that tyler really needs in a partner. courtney also needs someone who's just a genuinely good person that can get her to calm down and chill out at times. they work pretty well together but i dont have much of a connection. they sort of remind me of a coach and a sports player or something.

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DEATHER
rating: 8/10
themesong:

the true enemies to lovers and the first hinted at total drama ship. i love how rude they are to eachother and i believe they could go some places as a friendship or relationship if they both mature enough. power duo. can and will take over the world.

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DUNCNEY
rating: 3/10
themesong: too close - sir chloe

was fine at first but it just gets pretty boring after a while. i don't like the good girl x bad boy ship dynamic at all and how it's always about changing eachother. i also don't like the amount of praise it gets from fans and it just gets overrun quick. people are too obsessed with it and the more they obsess over it the more i dont like it.