chris: the rest of the drama brothers are missing, can you find them?
trent: what, do you think i have them microchipped or something?
chris: ...well, do you?
trent:
trent: yeah hold on
//
owen: noah, are you, like, seeing anyone?
noah, blushing: no, why?
owen: i think youd like really benefit from seeing a therapist or something...
//
izzy: LETS GET DOWN TO BUISINESS-
eva: babe. sleeping.
izzy: sorry
eva: we will defeat the huns later
//
justin: i would walk through fire for you, trent
justin: well maybe not fire but like a super humid room
justin: but not too humid because of my hair
//
don: where are you from, ennui?
ennui: the seventh layer of hell
don: ohh, that's exciting. my mother was from alabama
//
alejandro: that's the plan. do i need to repeat myself?
noah: no i ignored you just fine the first time
//
justin: come on, harrison, am i that bad of a friend?
harold: ..my name is harold
//
duncan: bet you cant eat ten crayons!
geoff: bet that i can eat fifteen!
dj: *sips coffee, checks to see if 911 is on speed dial, goes back to reading*
//
duncan: i am a wanted criminal!
dawn: you werent even wanted as a child
//i simply think dawn and duncan would be a funny duo//
//
alejandro: if i was your husband i would poison your tea
heather: if i was your wife i'd drink it
//
heather: ugh i'm soo bored no one talks to me
beth: hi!
heather:
heather: ugh i'm soo bored no one talks to me
//
heather: i adore nice people! wish i was one of them. too bad so sad!
//
sadie: what does amen mean is it like yass
//
noah: i have the best memory. tell me ONE time i forgot something.
tyler: you left me in the parking lot yesterday.
noah: that was intended. try again.
//
duncan: you see me at the pool. wyd.
gwen: killing myself in front of you to forever change your state of mind and the trajectory of your life
//
courtney: everyone have a great day
heather: why
courtney: why? because i care about my friends?
heather: so?
//
dwayne: my son wants to see xbox live but doesnt realize we're in a pandemic. what do i do?
//
harold: *gets down on one knee*
leshawna: oh my god, its finally happening
harold: *ties shoes*
leshawna: he finally stopped wearing those ugly crocs
//
duncan: i can explain
courtney: can you?
duncan: just give me like thirty seconds to think of a lie
//
cody, justin, and harold: *screaming*
trent, bursting into the room: harold, what's wrong?!
justin: why are you only asking harold?
trent: because he doesnt scream unless it's an emergency. you two morons scream whenever you have the chance
//
gwen, about duncan: i can change him!
leshawna: girl did he shit his pants
//
duncan: you need to vent?
trent: kinda
duncan: hope you find someone then cause i dislike you
//
rodney: i think i am in love with you.. have a nice day
amy: you are nothing to me. i won't.
//
alejandro: can you preform under pressure?
tyler: no, but i can preform bohemian rhapsody
YOU ARE READING
bullshit.
Aléatoirethought i should make a random book for a while, and now i decided to go through with it. enjoy.
