cody: make her pussy wet, not her eyes.
gwen: you wouldnt be able to do either.
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trent: i really like this whole good guy bad guy act you two have going on.
noah: it's not an act. it's just that i'm mean and cody isnt.
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bridgette, skipping rocks with eva: what a lovely day it is outside!
eva, under her breath: take that you fucking lake.
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dj: *traps wasp underneath cup*
geoff: *puts down two more cups*
dj: geoff no-
geoff: *shuffles them*
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justin: you fell for me, just admit it.
trent: you just fucking tripped me-
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noah: what do you do for a living?
owen: i try my best.
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courtney: you're so self centered!
justin: ..who else am i supposed to be centered on?
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alejandro: i thought you said you were interesting?
noah, lying down: no, i said i was 'into resting.'
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geoff: you made dj cry!
duncan: oh, come on. dj always cries.
dj, sobbing: that's not true!
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cody: hey, justin, can i get some dating advice?
justin: just cause i'm with trent doesnt mean i know how i did it.
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eva: you have to apologize to owen.
noah: fine.
noah: 'un-fuck you' or whatever.
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izzy: i told noah his ears get red when he lies
eva: why?
izzy: look.
izzy: hey! noah! do you love us?
noah, covering his ears: no.
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tyler: what? why are you smiling?
noah: can a man not be happy?
owen: alejandro tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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lindsay: can you call me? i can't find my phone.
tyler: yeah, one sec. let me find my phone.
lindsay: ok!
tyler: i cant find my phone, can you call me?
lindsay: yea one sec
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duncan, texting: hey, you know who's beautiful? read the first word.
courtney: wait..
courtney: who the HELL is hey?
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duncan: what that mouth do?
courtney: argue.
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dj: geoff, you really need to surround yourself with people that care about you
duncan: yeah you dumb bitch hang out with people who are nice
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chris: what the hell? are you on drugs?!?
noah: you and i both know that this apprenticeship does not pay well enough for me to buy drugs.
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duncan: *falls*
alejandro, giggling: did you just fall?
duncan: psh, no! i attacked the floor.
alejandro: backwards?
duncan: i'm skilled.
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alejandro: alright, what's your biggest weakness?
noah: i can be uncooperative.
alejandro: may you give me an example?
noah: no.
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owen: alright, i'd like a large marble cake with flowers and the lettering in cursive.
dj: okay! and what would you like the cake to say?
owen: THEY CAN TALK???
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killer: any last words?
noah, laying down with hands behind back: thanks.
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owen: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
noah: myxine circifrons.
owen:
owen: a fsh
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[cody harold and trent discussing drama brothers]
justin: is this about me?
harold: no.
justin: then i've lost interest.
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alejandro: has anyone ever told you to say please and thank you?
heather: please fuck off.
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tyler: bad things keep happening to me, it's like i have bad luck or something.
alejandro: tyler, you reaching a hand into that bears mouth was not bad luck. that's being stupid.
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heather: pass the salt.
courtney: what's the magic word?
heather: now.
YOU ARE READING
bullshit.
Acakthought i should make a random book for a while, and now i decided to go through with it. enjoy.
