duncan: i like eminem
tyler: i prefer skittles
noah: he means the rapper.
tyler: why would he eat the wrapper?
//
owen: what's the hardest thing for you to say?
alejandro: you're better than me
duncan: i need help
noah: i was wrong
tyler: worcestershire sauce
//
police officer: are you aware that duncan has commited a crime?
courtney: a crime? he cant even commit to this relationship!
duncan: please just arrest me.
//
gwen: my therapist started crying mid session
courtney: i think that means you win
//
bridgette: gaslight gatekeep girlboss this, mainsplain manwife manipulate that
bridgette: what about reduce reuse recycle
//
noah: i just ended a three year relationship
alejandro: are you okay?
noah: yeah it wasn't mine it was owens
//
tyler: you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake
noah: this is the third time today you said that.
//
geoff: how do i make a date more romantic
duncan: try being more mysterious?
[later]
bridgette: where are we going? :)
geoff: none of your fucking business
//
geoff: [screams]
bridgette: [screams louder to assert dominance]
dj: do we do something?
duncan: no, i want to see who wins.
//
harold: how did none of you hear what i just said?
trent: i've been disassociating for the past hour
cody: sorry, got distracted by my phone
justin: ignoring you was a conscious decision
//
harold: you know those things will kill you, right?
justin, drinking alcohol: yeah, that's the point
trent, smoking: we're trying to speed this up
cody: [nods while eating raw cookie dough]
//
justin: i dont like this
harold: you never like anything
justin: i like myself
//
owen: NOAH, CONFESS
noah: confess what
owen: CONFESS RIGHT NOW
noah: but-
owen: CONFESS!
noah: okay! i like you
owen:
noah:
owen:
noah:
owen: so you didnt take my lunch?
//
duncan, over phone: hey can i borrow four thousand dollars
courtney: four thousand? what for?
duncan: uh.. escape room
courtney: what kind of escape room costs 4000?
duncan: jail
//
geoff: hey man, you okay?
dj, crying: yeah, it's just the onions.
geoff, grabbing an onion: what the FUCK did you just say to him?
//
courtney: i am not jealous!
bridgette: yesterday you yelled at a guy for asking if gwen wanted a drink
courtney: so?
bridgette: courtney, he was the waiter
//
katie: [gets hit by a car]
driver: jesus christ, are you okay???
katie: my phone.. please..
[katie is handed phone]
katie: LMAOO SADIE YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
//
trent: our album just hit the charts! group hug!
[drama brothers all hug]
harold: ...who stole my wallet
justin: sorry
//
dj: whoa, owen, you can cook?
owen: mhm!
noah: yeah, he can. he's great at it
dj: really?
noah: dont make me lie twice.
//
alejandro: go fight with someone your own size
duncan, standing on a chair: now i'm your size
//
bridgette: i got grounded for a month because i came home late
duncan: well, you deserve it. getting everyones hopes up and then coming back like that
//
dj: you ever know that voice in your head telling you you're doing everything wrong?
duncan: you mean courtney?
//
noah: this is such a bad idea.
eva: then why are you coming along?
noah: someone needs to talk the cops out of not arresting you guys when you both get busted
//
harold, walking into justin's room: WHY are you naked?
justin: uhh, laundry day?
harold, opening justin's closet: that's ridiculous, you have all these clothes in here. theres sweaters, theres pants, theres scarves, hi trent, theres shoes
//
cody: my breakfast consisted of fruit gummies, MADE WITH REAL FRUIT, and you have the audacity to tell me i'm not eating right?
//
owen, texting: sorry, i'm gonna be a little late to the coffee date :(
noah, just waking up: you always do this
//
bridgette: i wish the climate knew she was perfect and didnt have to change for anyone :(
YOU ARE READING
bullshit.
Randomthought i should make a random book for a while, and now i decided to go through with it. enjoy.
