on team escope roadtrips, which they go out on a LOT, eva is always the first to point out the cows and horses. even when she isnt paying attention. she just has a sixth sense for those things.
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okok hear me out. you know those guys with the abnormally long and thick eyelashes that always look like they're wearing mascara but nah it's just natural? yeah. noah and justin.
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birds /really/ like noah for some reason. they always flock to him and he absolutely hates it. theyd fly at his hair and mess it all up. it's gotten to the point where he builds his schedule around what times the birds are active or near his house.
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trent, despite usually being chill and laid back, goes 100% full force at the drama brothers practices. he puts on a full show every single time even if hes still learning the lyrics or routine. im talking smoke bombs, light shows, etc. his voice would get strained from all the singing and his throat would get sore, while his hands get blistered from strumming his guitar and grabbing the microphone much harder than he needs to, so often times practices get cancelled for the sake of his health.
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geoff, duncan, heather, alejandro, bridgette, and occasionally gwen and trent smoke weed together. noah's their dealer.
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if john lennon from the grave gave trent a vague message telling him to assassinate the queen of england, trent would 100% try pulling it off. his loyalty to the beatles and other bands he listens to is remarkable.
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CODY. LITERALLY. CANNOT. STOP. WEARING. BASEBALL. CAPS. AND. BEANIES.
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cody, noah, and harold are friends and all bond over being nerds and playing video games PUH LEASE. they hang out often to just all play games together and do homework. cody suggested playing fortnite and he was banned from hanging out with noah and harold for a week.
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leshawna is addicted to anime, courtesy of harold. to harolds suprise, she actually prefers action genres over the slices of life. her favorite is jjba but often times she can not stand the patriarchy mindset of some of the characters.
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can we all come to the agreement that cody loves dinosaurs please.
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courtney is always guilty of making stupid mistakes like thinking theres sixty cents in a dollar or one hundered minutes in an hour and she can never forgive herself afterwards.
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hnrghhhhhhh noah sleeps on top of owen send tweet.
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ALSO ALSO noah has an abnormally cold body temperature and is shivering like. half the time. owen always notices this and gives him hugs to warm him up. noah complains but we all know he secretly likes them.
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justin always forces trent to wear his old clothes because he claims that trents wardrobe is atrocious. and while it is, he just really likes seeing trent wearing his outfits for some reason. sometimes hed offer to take trents clothes to donate them, but instead he just keeps them and turns them into super sick outfits by cropping them, adding chains, etc.
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OK BUT THE DRAMA BROTHERS WEAR SOME RAD FUCKING MAKEUP FOR THEIR CONCERTS.
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ever since cody learned that gwen likes drawing, he started to do it too and hes like, surprisingly good at it?
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ok but. izzy, eva, and noah share an apartment together. despite noah juggling the chores, rent, and everything inbetween, izzy and eva lock him out of the house constantly for like. hours. because he is /such/ a fucking asshole at times. doesnt help that he usually overdressed in the summer and underdressed in the winter. he never learns his lesson. hes 100% sure they're just doing it to act affectionate with eachother, though.
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EVA AND NOAH FAKE DATED AT THE PLAYA and izzy and owen were suspiciously jealous.
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justin and brady (beths 'boyfriend') were definitely having a fucking affair dont @ me.
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noah is surprisingly touchy in relationships once it hits a certain point. sharing clothes, cuddling at every given chance, playing with his partners hair, etc.
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ok but. owen carrying noah like a football. that's it. that's the headcanon.
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idc what the height ref sheets say. noah is 5'6 MAX and courtney is taller than duncan.
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in the summertime, geoff and bridgette always sleep outside on a hammock protected by a net sort of thing from the bugs. they also take road trips a lot and the back seats of their cars are covered in blankets and pillows just for that.
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hello? geoff giving duncan piggy back rides while they're drunk/high?
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dj and noah bonding over having a strong as fuck attachment to their pets. id say duncan too but he and noah can not stand eachother.
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izzy and eva break into amusement parks to go on the rides, steal food, and steal prizes. they get caught half the time but it's okay because izzy is an excellent get away driver.
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trent attempted going to an alt aesthetic after gwen dumped him. sad but true. he pulled off the looks but felt really bad about it.
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eva? likes children? yes please? she likes teaching them things and helping them with sports. she secretly volunteers at a school and the girls play with her hair while the guys would compliment how strong she was and talented at sports. one time a girl asked if she was the next disney princess and bro she almost cried. it's very difficult for her to get mad when a child is around, or basically anything she feels the need to protect.
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duncan has a massive sweet tooth. point blank fucking period.
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ok but. one of the main reasons why noah dislikes alejandro and justin so much is because owen showed attraction to them and he felt jealous at the missing attention.
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codys actually a baseball pitcher and is surprisingly super good at it? hence why he kicked ass in the dodgeball game.
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noah is infamous for not being able to sit in chairs.
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trent loves trolling his friends, especially cody and harold. whether it be him pretending he doesnt know something totally obvious and making them lose their minds, or just innocently making them fall into traps. he likes playing pranks too.
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oh also. trent has two dads. ones a lawyer and ones an accountant 🙄.
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bullshit.
Aléatoirethought i should make a random book for a while, and now i decided to go through with it. enjoy.
