responses to "i love you"

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half of these are ooc jokes bc the characters arent funny

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person: i love you

alejandro: ...have you watched world tour?

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person: i love you

bet- haha just kidding no one will ever say this to beth.

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person: i love you

bridgette: okay well that's cool but i really think our first priority here is saving the dolphins. do you really know how many of them are trapped and tormented in zoo's for entertainment? see this is the real problem with the economy bec-

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person: i love you

cody: what's your bra size

(this is a cody slander acc now /j)

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person: i love you

courtney: heres a list of why me are you are not compatible. number one-

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person: i love you

dj: i love you too! [breaks out an assault rifle and shoots you to death]

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person: i love you

duncan: hell yeah! another side chi-... MAIN chick!

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person: i love you

eva: [runs]

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person: i love you

geoff: ayo are we about to kiss rn [lip bite]

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person: i love you

gwen: heres the number of my therapist. you /really/ need it.

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person: i love you

harold: oh... well, anyways, the bite of 87 caused a devastating blow to the pizzerias popularity. many theorize that mangle, the only animatronic to aim for your head, is responsible-

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person: i love you

heather: okay! just letting you know that it is /not/ mutual!

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person: i love you

izzy: [maniacal laughter]

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person: i love you

justin: ...and so does literally everyone else? you're not special, hun.

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person: i love you

katie: ....

(she cant respond bc shes making out w sadie)

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person: i love you

leshawna:

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person: i love you

lindsay: ...

(she cant respond bc i killed her)

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person: i love you

noah: wow... you are /really/ stupid, huh?

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person: i love you

owen: what's next i've never gotten this far

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person: i love you

sadie: ...

(she cant respond bc shes making out w katie omg did u rlly expect me to come up with another joke)

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person: i love you

sierra: heres my list of baby names! pick twelve!

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person: i love you

trent: ...whered you hide the camera.

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person: i love you

tyler: all i want is to be appreciated by the ones that care for me most. i am in love with a girls who never knows my name and i am constantly put down by my peers for not being good enough. do you know how painful is to not even be recognized by the most important person in your life? i just want to be appreciated by someone but no one is ever there. i dont have anyone on my side, ever, or cheering for me and it's really damaging. i just want to be appreciated and acknowledged for my efforts.

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