HIGH ON COMMON SENSE 𝙅𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙖 𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙩

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Group chat

The funky turtles

Madeline (imthefunky)
Liam (imtheturtle)
Emma (imwithidiots)

imtheturtle
Ems are you ever gonna change your name?
It's really offensive

imthefunky
Yeah I'm offended

imwithidiots
Bitch no you ain't
Shutup

imthefunky

imwithidiots
SHUTUP
I have news

imtheturtle
Ohhhh news
Tell me tell me

imthefunky
YEAH
Tell us

imwithidiots
So this guy messaged me thinking I
was someone else
And he got into a meme war with me
But I won
I used white chicks

imtheturtle
Oh baby I'm so proud of you
I'm so glad I taught you to use
white chicks
Actually scrap that I'm proud of
myself

imwithidiots
Wow thanks for that
Really appreciate it

imtheturtle
You're very welcome

imthefunky
Guys stfu
Em just said she spoke to someone
A GUY!!
Spill it!

imwithidiots
In all fairness
I don't actually know if it's a guy
I just have a feeling
But it could be a 68 yo grandma
And I wouldn't know

imtheturtle
Oh Jesus now she's talking to
a grandma

imthefunky
I dunno which ones worse

imtheturtle
IKR it's horrible

imwithidiots
Guys!
I'm right here

imthefunky
Yeah talking to boys and grandmas

imwithidiots
Im not talking to boys
Or grandmas

imtheturtle
It's too late now
We already know

imthefunky
Yeah we already know everythangg
You can't hide from us

imwithidiots
YOU CANT SEE ME

Imthefunky
YOURE NOT JOHN CENA
WE CAN SEE YOU

imwithidiots

imtheturtle
What are you talking about?
You're seriously not John cena

imthefunky
EMMA
I STG
STOP BEING JOHN CENA

imtheturtle
I agree with mads
You need to find some info on
whoever you've managed to talk
to

imthefunky
Yeah!
We need to know!

imtheturtle
Again
For once, I agree with mads
Never mind about us
You need to know the asl atleast
You need to be safe

imthefunky
Erm Liam!
I take offence to that
We do need to know who she's
talking to!
Don't you want to know?

imtheturtle
Well yeah
But it's Emma
Not us
She's the one that has to be safe

imthefunky
Fine!
I'm going back to sleep
Don't wake me up

imwithidiots
I'm so sorry mads
Please go back to sleep
Don't worry about me having a
mental breakdown

imthefunky
Good
As long as you know

imtheturtle
It's okay Emma
Like I said just get the asl atleast
You never know you might get
a new friend

imwithidiots
Yeah right
Me have friends?

imtheturtle
Hey!
I resent that
I'm your friend

imthefunky
Yeah!
I resent that

imtheturtle
Bitch
I thought you were going sleep?

imthefunky
Well I can't with all THE SHOUTING
STFU

imwithidiots
Okay let's stop texting before
she kills us
I'll ttyl yeah Liam?

imtheturtle
Yeah okay
I'll text you later
Lmk how it goes with grandma boy

imwithidiots
I hate u