cabinet

ten.

BABABOOEY

yonkers
yall want his name or

sungjin
no one cares

ydwtingz
tbh i dont think too much abt ur human but it'd be nice if we knew

yonkers
so .. no?

godwp
so YES

i want his info

yonkers
say less 😎

name: park jaehyung

coming out of vagina day: september 15th 1992

sungjin
ah yes the coming out of vagina day

wait WHAT?? HES OLDER THAN ALL OF US,?????

ydwtingz
BRo WHAT

how is he older than us

yonkers
right???

sungjin
he looks like a teen boy who rages over fortnite WTF

godwp
LMAO

that has no reason being accurate plsss

ydwtingz
real question is

do he speak in hieroglyphs

godwp
as if you'd understand

ydwtingz
and how would you know that. huh.

yonkers
he doesnt know how to communicate like a normal human being is all i know

ydwtingz
oh so he go oo oo a a

sungjin
wtf is that

ydwtingz
monke

yonkers
??????

sungjin
LMFAO💀

godwp
just an advice

you should get him a check up at least

sungjin
ya what if he got the aids 😳

yonkers
ok and why does that matter

godwp
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ hyun

he might be sick and stuff so just take him to the doctors

yonkers
k fine

anyways yall wanna research on park jaehyung hyung

godwp
can we just call him jaehyungie

ydwtingz
jaedong

yonkers
????

sungjin
what about chicken little

ydwtingz
LMFAO

yonkers
outta pocket 😭

sungjin
what???

taeyong said it first

godwp
.. i'll search up his name

we might find something sooo

ydwtingz
hey ill help you

godwp
o.. rly?? sure c:

yonkers
what kinda person do yall think he is

sungjin
what if hes actually a rich businessman 😳

free rent for life

ydwtingz
we shoot for the stars🏌️‍♂️

yonkers
you guys r crazy😔

godwp
don't lie hyun

you'd let him pay your rent if he was actually a businessman 🙊

yonkers
nah

i saw his passport picture and he seems both mentally and physically broke

sungjin
sounds just about me 😏

godwp
why would you be so smug abt it- 😭

ydwtingz
yo wait hyung

did.. did he shower

jaedong i mean

yonkers
whyd u ask

ydwtingz
cause hes wearing my sweatshirt

yonkers
oh..

ohhhh nooo he didnt shower yet😔 he smells so bad too

i cant even stand a few feet next to him before all the hair on my eyebrows burns off😭

godwp
oh jeez

and you let him wear dowoon's clothes

sungjin
🤢🤢 i can smell it

yonkers
sorry woonie

ydwtingz
..........

sungjin
LMFAO

uh oh oopsies 😄

ydwtingz

godwp
hyun dms

i think i have info

yonkers
wtf how

it didnt even take you a minute?

godwp
erm..

just check your dms god damn