˗ˏˋ romanogers oneshots ˎˊ˗

chaos ensues

On one particular occasion, the Avengers were gathered around at the conference table, the reason unknown, only because Tony said "just cause-". They had then taken the time to sort out logistics around the compound such as the water bill, which Tony said he had covered, when in truth he had bought over the company. Why would he do that? Only he would know. Then there was the issue about some Avengers having smaller rooms than others, which resulted in a heated argument between the most childish ones of the group. Sam, Bucky and Peter (Parker) decided to take it down to the gym, where they could fight their way out instead but Steve had told them to sit down and suck it up. This then resulted in the three of them sulking the rest of the meeting away. Peter didn't even live at the tower so Natasha didn't see the point in him joining in on the argument. Sam and Bucky were quarrelling over whose room was bigger which was a normal thing as they quarrelled every single day of their lives and it was all good when Wanda decided to complain about hers too and soon almost everyone joined in. At some point in time, the only two level headed parties of the group, Steve and Natasha longed to get away to the smithsonian and clear their head, away from the noise, or maybe do the most simple thing and confide in each other, be it through sparring or sex. 

"Okay, enough," Steve stands up, rolling his eyes. Another rare sight, America's Golden Boy never rolls his eyes, not in front of the others anyways. Only in front of Natasha when the two finally have time off alone and don't have to deal with the problems of everyone else. And that's when they deal with their own problems and confide in each other. It was their little secret, how they had secret dates, movie nights, how they confided in one another, how they sometimes had sex to blow steam off, how they simple lay in each other's presence and enjoyed the company of the other. It was just them. "If you want a bigger room, find someone to pair up with, we'll do some renovations and you'll bunk in with someone." Steve states, bringing up the holographic screen to record names and redesign

Bucky ends up pairing with Sam, get ready for long nights of yelling and the throwing of furniture. Thank god for soundproof walls. Wanda and Vision decide to get a room together, which results in a round of teasing. Peter wants a room to himself, even though he never stays at the compound, like ever. The others disagree and beg Tony to send Peter home. Tony eventually does after promising Peter that if he ever comes to the compound to stay he could stay in his room with him, provided Pepper wasn't there too. Clint says he doesn't need a room as he is never at the compound anyways. The art of the compromise, everyone is satisfied. Eventually it is settled and it leaves Natasha and Steve as the only ones having their own rooms. But they have the biggest rooms so now everyone is yelling at them too. 

"God give me patience," Steve mumbles under his breath, loud enough for only Natasha to hear. Natasha rolls her eyes in annoyance and turns on her heel to leave. The Avengers then focus on Steve and start a food fight. Where did the food even come from? Sam throws a poptart at Steve which causes Thor to yell at him for wasting poptarts. Thor then throws something at Sam. Bucky joins in and soon it's chaos again. Steve gets annoyed and walks off, trying to find Natasha. 

Natasha is in the gym, kicking some punching bags when Steve walks in. She stops and runs into his arms and he just holds her. And for a moment in time, they're lost in the moment. It's just them against the world and nothing could stop them. She feels safe because he is her safe place and he feels safe because she is his. "Your room or mine?" Natasha asks, with a look in her eyes that Steve knows all too well. It doesn't matter anyways because they are both the same size and right next to each other on the top floor. It was the arrangement they had during the last renovation due the fact that if one of them had nightmares in the middle of the night or needed someone to talk to at 3am in the morning, the other was always close by. 

By the time they reach the elevator to bring them up, they're already heavy in passion. Lift sex seems like something erotic to do but with all the other Avengers causing chaos, one of them would be bound to find out and soon the gossip would spread. Steve and Natasha did not want that; their relationship was very private and they liked it that way. They eventually made it to their floor, but stumbling so much in their passion they had no idea whose room they went into. 

"Fuck me like you've never done so before, like your life depends on it," Natasha whispers into Steve's ear, nibbling gently on his earlobe in the process. In one swift move she is thrown onto the bed and Steve is standing over her. Clothes are thrown off, some ripped in the process and the love making begins. 

"Tasha, you feel so good, so tight and so wet," Steve moans, "Come with me," and they explode over each other, his dick buried deep inside of her. "That felt good," he says with a mischievous grin on his face. Natasha, with Steve still deep in her, flips over so that she's on top, riding him. "Fuck, Tasha."

"Language Captain." Natasha can be such a tease when it comes to sex, she knows how turned on Steve gets with her calling him Captain or Daddy and she continues to do so anyways. 

"I love you," Steve groans as he comes yet again inside of Natasha. 

"I love you too," she whispers back. Steve smiles, knowing how hard and rare it is to hear those three words from her mouth. And in that moment chaos, everything seemed perfect.

A/N: so i haven't written in ages but these one shots are pre written. also i imagined the avengers being a mess and tasha and cap tryna wrangle a bunch of teenagers. also story time in our school we have something called the monash challenge where our houses (yes we have houses and we operate like hogwarts) compete against one another to answer this big question. and apparently according to our seniors it's just one big shouty mess, like above but apparently our house was pretty okay and i think we did good. there was segments like written explanation, oral presentation and creative pieces. i was in oral presentation and we did a news report and debate kinda thing and we all had to make profiles for our 'character'. i was professor swift from foxfard university of media and arts. and also i had to be sassy and catwalk (^^which was hard because the lecture theatre had a slippery floor-). anyways idk why i'm telling you this but- hope you enjoyed this part. the smut in this is super minimal but still- i promise the next one will have more. at least i hope so-