Hurt Me Not | Reply Me Not S2

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Squidward: BITCH!

me: fvker 🙄

You were at your brother's dorm, trying to make him a soup because he was sick. You were working in the kitchen and his group members were casually goofing around you. Felix always gave you a lot of attention and this time too he was helping you out as he cut the ingredients and told you jokes. You had laughed, hitting his arm playfully and then received a message right away from your elder brother, who was sulking on the couch.

Squidward: Stop flirting with Felix 😑

me: 😦

I just laughed at a joke he told me???

Squidward: it wasn't even funny

I am way more funny than him.

me: yeah because you are a clown

Squidward: and you're a clown with 'L' and 'n' removed.

me: see this is why you are still single

because you are so lame

Squidward: no I am single because I chose the brave life of an idol

or lets say the idol life chose me😎

me: No you chose to be an idol because you were going to die single anyway

Squidward: so will you because you're uglier than the pervatasaurs🤣

me: OH I have a boyfriend 😌

do you know him?

lee know?

Squidward: NO 😠

me: 😌

Squidward: I AM GOING TO TELL MOM ABOUT THIS

me: 😌

Squidward: I DO NOT APPROVE

me: remember how you laughed whenever I said I was dating Kim Taehyung?

SO WHO IS LAUGHING NOW???

Squidward: you still ugly tho 😒

me: 😌

Squidward: On a serious note

I did some research and the Kim family is kinda shady

Like all the people they hv a problem with go missing

And Kim Jungwoo is involved in a lot of sex scandals

me: tf is Kim Jungwoo

Squidward: Taehyung's cousin??

You really don't know the three musketeers?

me:...

Squidward: You doing me a concern here

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ANY OF THIS?

Girls who hvnt met Taehyung once know these details!?

Why are so dumb?!

me:...

anyway lemme work if you wanna eat some healthy food 😡

I d e k what shit your agency feeds you since you look like a dried up celery stick

I have to go see him after this

Squidward: just please don't get killed

I feel bad for all the germs who'll lose their home if u die

BITCH!

me: fvker!

A/N:

OTHER THAN BTS AND STRAY KIDS ALL CHARACTERS ARE OCs WHICH MEAN THAT JUNGWOO IS NOT THE IDOL JUNGWOO AND COCKROACH HEADED CRICKET IS NOT JOEY, MARKY OR DEE DEE.