Chimin:
me: what do you want Jimin
Chimin: I want you happy
And naked
me: I'm happy
Chimin: That doesn't sound like something a happy person would say 🤥
me: Oh I know what this is
You're going to feed me something until I believe it
Chimin: I would love to do that tho
me: 😑
Chimin: So I'm going to be in Seoul tomorrow any chance I can smack that ass?
me: I d k
I moved into this house with Taehyung
Chimin: You're dumb or what?
At this point I'm just tired of guiding your lost soul 😪
me: What am I supposed to do?
Divorce him?
Chimin: You wish 😒
me: Alright tell me
What am I supposed to do
Chimin: I ain't your fairy Godmother lmao
me: 😑
Chimin: Okay
First of all show me your left titty
me: why the left one
Chimin: The left one is always the better looking one
me: Just wait till I see you next you won't be able to tell left from right let alone which one is better.
Chimin: And the next thing you should do is.
Tell him no sex before marriage
me: First of all I can't function proper without my Vitaemin D injections
And second, I don't wanna get married so soon
Chimin: Then kiss him goodbye he's going to be someone's husband before Christmas
and guess what
It's not you
me: 😺😸🖕
Chimin: 🤝
How's the new house tho
me: it's nice
Warm
Very contemporary
But I sort of wanted a small home
That I could decorate with him like they do in the movies...
You know rub paint over each other noses and all.
Chimin: Paint is kinda toxic
But so is Taehyung so doesn't matter lol
me: I'll end you hoe
Chimin: Bitch this face is expensive
me: So is my shoe
Chimin: Anyway
What's the password
me: I don't want you sneaking up for cuddles again
Chimin: ;)
You know I will get the password
And them cuddles
Just let me come down with a flu 🥰🥰
me: I gotta work on my biochem assignment
Chimin: And I gotta work on my size 34 C cups assignment
me: Wt
Chimin: Wt
me: bye bish
Chimin: 😘
A/N:
I don't know how to put links for Insta reels on Wattpad so if you wanna know the overall look and vibe of Tae and y/n's home you can check my story (@ armyarchives) and if you don't follow me you can check out studia_54 on Insta.
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