OH MY GOD.

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IM SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS AN UPDATE. ILL HAVE A NEW UPDATE UP TOMORROW. I PROMISE.

ANYWAYS, AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW, MY BIRTHDAY WAS ON FRIDAY, AND I FINALLY GOT TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND.

SHE PLANNED THIS WHOLE ELABORATE THING AND GAVE ME A BIG BOX WRAPPED ALL NICE AND THE FIRST THING IN THERE WAS A CUTE FLUFFY CHEESY LONG LETTER THAT MADE ME TEAR UP READING, AND THEN THERE WAS ONE OF THOSE METAL GIFT CARD HOLDERS BUT THERE WAS A PAPER INSIDE THAT SAID "just kidding, I'm not that lame" AND THEN AFTER A BUNCH MORE TISSUE PAPER, THERE WAS AN ENVELOPE SITTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX.

NOW I AINT NO ROOKIE, OKAY. IVE SEEN MORE THAN MY FAIR SHARE OF THESE VIDEOS; MY HEARY WAS KIND OF BEATING OUT OF CONTROL BUT HEY, THIS IS MY LIFE, RIGHT? IT SUCKS DICK. NOTHING TOO AMAZING HAPPENS TO ME EVER.

SO I SHAKILY OPEN THE DAMNED ENVELOPE AND READ THE CARD TO BE KIND AND COURTEOUS AND SHIT, BUT IM FREAKING OUT. AND SO WHEN IM DONE, I LOOK AT THE PAPER FOLDED UP INSIDE, AND WOW, IF YOU HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT YET, THERE IN MY HANDS, WERE FUCKING TICKETS TO SEE 5 SECONDS OF FUCKING SUMMER ON AUGUST 26TH. AKA THE DAY IM SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL, BUT YOU KNOW, FUCK THAT SHIT.

AND SO OBVIOUSLY IM SITTING THERE ACTUALLY SOBBING LIKE A WHALE AND SHAKING SO FUCKING BAD, AND THEN BAM.

I WET MYSELF.

I HAD TO PEE REALLY BAD AND IT WAS PROLONGED BY MY BEST FRIEND FORCING CONCERT TICKETS UPON ME, SO I WET MYSELF RIGHT THEN AND THERE.

I AM A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO JUST WET HERSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS OVER A FUCKING BAND.

I AINT EVEN MAD THO. I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THIS USELESS SHITSACK OF A LIFE. IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

HELLO 5SOS, HERE I COME, FUCKBOYS.

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