Patrick:
Holy Smokes! This girl is gorgeous. Her face is so pretty and her smile! Wow, I think I hear angels. Okay, all I gotta do is play it cool and talk to her. Maybe I can get her number. Wait, what if she doesn't like me? What if she laughs in my face. Abort mission, abort! Alright, new plan! I walk out of this store and forget I ever saw her. Shit! She's right in front of me. You know what, this is fate. I'm totally gonna talk to her. One word after another Stump and you'll finally get the pretty girl.
"Hey! Can I just say that you look really pretty?"
Joe:
I really need to get to my car. God it's freezing out here! Oh, Pretty girl! I'm intrigued. She has nice hair, really good looking skin complexion, and her misfits T-shirt is so awesome. I think I'm in love! Okay, now to talk to her. You got this Joey. Who am I? Joseph Mark Trohman and I'm gorgeous, but I'll never be as gorgeous as that fine gem over there. Okay, let's do this!
"Woah! Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."
Pete:
Shit! I can't believe I lost my own kid! Ashlee is gonna kill me if I don't do it myself. Okay, Bronx was right behind me a second ago and then I bent down to pick up my car keys. That's the last time I saw him! Wait, is that him talking to the gorgeous woman? Wow she's hot. I wouldn't mind getting to know her. Plus she looks so good with Bronx. Oh! She's coming over to me. Time to be a concerned single parent and play it cool.
"Bronx! Oh my goodness. Thank you for bringing him back. How about I buy you lunch to show my appreciation?"
Andy:
Who is this girl? She looks so into the band at this concert. She's just jumping up and down and cheering. Is that a tattoo sleeve I see? Oh my gosh. The designs look so intricate and beautiful. She just looks so free spirited. I want to talk to her. I NEED to talk to her. Alright, just tap her on the shoulder and start a conversation. Let's do it!
"Hey, cool tattoos! Mind if I ask about 'em?"
