"It's my MOST favorite timmmmeee of the yearrr!" I sang cheerfully through my apartment. "I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes babe." Colby laughed from the kitchen counter. He was on his laptop, editing I guess. "It goes however I choose mister. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!" I said excitedly. "It's definitely THANKSgiving time." Colby said sarcastically. "Well...yeah. But once November hits it's definitely pretty much Christmas!" I cheered. "Okay, sure Olive." Colby laughed again closing his laptop and walking towards me. He wrapped his arms around me and rested his head on mine. I held onto him and we closed our eyes with our heads still touching and our eyes closed. I sighed comfortably, he was always my happy place. With my eyes still closed I began to hum Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas (is you)". Colby laughed and I felt the brush of his breath on my face, both our eyes still closed. "Whaaat" I said pressing my nose closer to Colby's, laughing too. "Nothing, you're just so fucking cheesy." Colby laughed. "Heyyyy." I said hitting his chest playfully, both of our eyes now opened. "I'm kidding, I'm kiddinnnggg." Colby said embracing me again kissing my forehead. "Well, sort of. You're still fucking cheesy babe." We laughed uncontrollably again. "That is it. Get cha hands off me!" I laughed trying to pull away from Colby as he held me tighter playfully. "Alright al fucking right, I'm done teasing. Hum or sing on Mariah Scary." I gave him a look. "Okay, that was the last one. I swear." Colby put out his pinky and we pinky sweared peacing it off with a kiss the each of our hands and then to the lips. "Oo babe, sing it with me.!" I said grabbing Colby's hands excitedly. "Oh god." Colby said. "Oh come on ya big purple pussy!" I said pulling Colby closer. He made an "ooooh" face, "now who's being a fucking bully." He said laughing. "Okay, sorry, maybe. Come on." We laughed and I started the song and Colby followed. Late with every word I said because he of course didn't know the words. "🎶I don't want a...lot for Christmas...🎶" I sang getting Colby to sing along and know the words as I sang them. Then we started together as he got more into it, 🎶there is just one thing I neeeedd, make my wish come trueee, baby all I want for Christmasssss issss🎶 we sang and then I blurted out, 🎶SOME WET ASS PUSSY🎶. Colby's mouth hung open laughing as he wasn't expecting this remix of mine I learned from tiktok that combined Mariah Carey's classic with Cardi and Meg's hit WAP. "Babe what the fuck." Colby laughed hysterically as he spoke. "A tiktok thing baby love, you wouldn't understand snowflake." I laughed brushing Colby off with my hand in a shoo fly motion. "Oh, I KNOW, all about it." Colby said with a hungry look in his eyes pulling me close and kissing on my neck. "Heyyyy that's not what I...meant." I said resisting but slowly feeling into it, I couldn't resist. "I knooooww, but how about we get more detailed in this Wet Ass Pussy situation. You know teach me more about it." Colby said still kissing me all over now. "I think you know PLENTY about my WAP mister." I said with my arms folded. "Pweeeaaasseee." Colby said making a sad face and then kissing all over my face. I sighed, "well,...." I said like I was thinking. "Alright!" Colby and I jumped around, giddy like children, towards my bedroom. "🎶Gobble me swallow me drip down inside of me🎶". I sang as I held onto Colby, walking together to my room." Colby laughed as we went into the room still singing the song WAP as I was getting ready to give Colby my WAP.
