The Michelin Hottie

Chapter 16

Kung tatanungin man si Alexandria kung anong isang salita ang maipangdi-describe niya sa binatang si Sage, isa lang ang awtomatikong pumapasok sa isipan niya. Despicable.

Saguittarius Elliot del Ruiz was the most insentitive most annoying man ever lived on earth! Ewan ba ng dalaga kung papaano niya natagalan ang binata sa buong buhay niya. She hated every inch of his horrid face!

"Antipatikong kurimaw talaga na'yon. 'Kuuuu! Kung hindi lang talaga kasalanan ang pumatay, matagal ko nang pinasabugan ng Shellaine ang pagmumukha niya!" pagmamaktol niya. She's burning with hatred. Pabalabag na ibinukas-sara niya ang hanggang bewang na gate ng bahay ng huli, kasabay ng pananalangin na sana ay masira iyon pati na rin ang mailbox nitong hugis bungo.

Katulad na katulad talaga ito ng bungong mailbox nito. Walang sense at walang kwenta. Nadaragdagan nanaman tuloy ang pagkasuklam niya rito nang dahil sa hinayupak nitong mailbox.

How could she not hate him that much? Matapos niya lang namang magbihis sa kwarto-without knowing na naroroon pala ito sa kama at prenteng-prenteng nakahiga habang nanonood sa pagbibihis niya- ay nilait lang naman nito ang nananahimik niyang boobs! Her boobs, for heaven's sake! 

She felt so abused! She felt raped! Siya pa nga ang nakitaan, nilait at lahat, siya pa ang napagtawanan. How dare he laugh at her figure? Sexy naman siya ah. She has the curves in every right places. How could he not see it? Hindi naman maitim ang kasingit-singitan ng katawan niya.

Of all the graces God has given to her, why did he have to point out that her boobs are too small for a woman like her? Kesyo mas malaki pa raw ang mga boobs ng mga high school students sa kapanahunan ngayon kaysa sa boobs niya! He compared her to some high school students! High school for chrissake! She cannot believe how perverted that man was!

She has mixed emotions inside her. Hindi niya alam kung gusto niya ba itong saksakin ng tinidor sa lalamunan dahil sa pang-iinsulto nito sa boobs niya o dahil sa sinilipan siya nito ng wala siyang kaalam-alam. God, how pathetic of her!

Her face grew even darker as she remembered the words he threw on her face..

"Manyak! Bakulaw! Kurimaw! Gago! Tarantado! Umalis ka ritoooooo!" pagtititili ni Alexandria habang niyayakap ang sarili. Kahit na nga ba nakabihis na siya ay pakiramdam niya pa rin ay nakita na ng binata ang lahat-lahat sa kanya. Well, technically speaking, hindi naman 'lahat' ang nakita nito. She had her undies on. Hindi niya lang talaga inaasahan na darating ang pagkakataong maghuhubad siya sa harapan nito. Just by the mere thought of it..

Alexandria felt her cheecks warmed-up. Alam niyang kasing pula na ng kamatis ang pisngi niya. "You perve!" tinapunan niya ito ng unan na nadampot niya kung saan. Agad rin naman nitong naiwasan iyon. "What are you doing here?!" she asked, hysterically.

"Uhh, the last time I checked, it's my room." sarkastikong sagot nito. "Why, what's up?"

"What's up? What's up?! You're asking me what's up?" she knew she sounded like a woman who had escaped from the mental hospital. To hell with right manners and good conduct! "I could send you to jail for this you know? This is sexual harrassment! Sexual harrassment, I tell you!"

"Really now?" he gave her a pointed look as he cocked his head on the side. "Well, if you must know too, I could also charge you with Public display of disturbing amount of fat and a crime for having a small pair of boobs. Tsk. Tsk. Ipagkakanulo ka ng mga kabaro mo." ngising tugon nito. "What are you, size A-minus?"

Natigilan siya sa tanong nito. He did not say what she think she had heard! He did not- oh, to hell with civilized women and proper etiquette! Shouting like a mad woman like she think she already is, Lexa jump-dived into the bed where he was supremely laying, straddled him on his toned abs to keep him locked up and chocked him with all her might. "You sonovabitch! How dare you say that, huh? Huh? What makes you the right to say that on my face, huh? You want to die? Do you? Do you!" nandidilat ang mga matang tanong niya habang sinasabunutan, sinasakal at pinagsasasampal niya ang dibdib nito.