(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedly is a simp for John. Supposedly. Then everyone else is like hey, if the two most explosive best friends, a (former) homophobic girl and a bubbly charger socket, and two kinky lesbians can get together, why can't they? Might as well give a try, and feed the drama hoes. That takes about 35 chapters, by the way. What is a brain cell? Never heard of one. (The pacing in this book is wack) [Previously named 'unO chatfic ~' (04/16/2023) ;; Title changed 06/22/2023 to 'the forks go in the frigidaire'] Branches off after 296 Warnings: OOC, Very sudden character development, Elaine is kind of uh interesting Jarlo (JohnxArlo/ArloxJohn) Sevie (SeraphinaxEvie/EviexSeraphina) Blysen (BlykexIsen/IsenxBlyke) Remlaine (RemixElaine/ElainexRemi) Reiyo (ReixKuyo/KuyoxRei) DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE! THEY BELONG TO URU-CHAN AND COME FROM A WEBTOON CALLED UNORDINARY! EDIT 7/24/2023: I ACCIDENTALLY UNPUBLISHED THE WHOLE BOOK. Started 04/16/2023 Updated 09/10/2023