(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

You can name whatever you want-_-

3RD POV (At The Dorms, Friday)

It was at night and Aizawa and All Might were chillin, I'm joking, they were talking about the Dekusquad and their murders. It was maybe 11am and Izuku was about to sleep, when he remembered a way to piss him off. Or at least to his amusement. Izuku called Aizawa. Aizawa sighed as he read the Caller ID 'Problem Child'. "Hold on. Hello?" 

Izuku was holding trying not to laugh. "Are you and All Might gonna come, and say 'good night' or are we just gonna do it over the phone like ANIMALS!" Izuku was getting into his role. 

"Good night, Problem Child" Aizawa rolled his eyes a little, but still liking to be the parent of Izuku. "Good night Substitute Father! Now put All Might on, please. He deserves to be good nighted" Aizawa's mouth dropped. He mouthed, 'How fucking dare he.' 

He handed All Might the phone. "My son-I mean Problem Child wants to say good night." All Might smiled. "Good Night, young Midoriya" Izuku smiled. 

"Good Night All Might!" Izuku then whispered into the phone. "Can you please sleep up here?" Aizawa sighed. "Did he ask you to sleep up there?" All Might looked at him. 

"Nooo" He drawled out. "He onto us.. I'll come up later." Aizawa took the phone. 

"Go to bed, problem Child." "I AM IN BED! I JUST MISS YOU" Izuku glared at the phone. Aizawa sighed and walked to his dorm. "Good night, problem Child." then walked off. 

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This one is just Izuku being a mom/dad to the Dekusquad. 

3RD POV

Aizawa was scolding half the Dekusquad. Why? Oh because Ochako, Tsuyu, and Todoroki cheated. (JUST PRETEND THAT TODOROKI IS HALF STUPID). Sadly Aizawa was doing it over the phone, because he couldn't be there. Iida was just shaking his head in the corner. The Bakusquad were proud of them, being the bad influence they were. The Dekusquad wasn't to sacred. Little did they know Deku was with Aizawa, hearing that they cheated.

Deku looked at Aizawa. "May I talk to my Children?" Aizawa nodded. "Sure" Deku cleared his throat. "THE ONE DAY I'M NOT FUCKING THERE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING CHEAT ON A TEST!" Let's see how it is on the other side of the phone.

---THE OTHERSIDE OF THE PHONE CALL---

The Dekusquad was fearing for their lives, Bakugou knew he might be killed. The Bakusquad was also fearing for their lives. "WHEN I GET THEIR YOUR GOING TO GET KILLED. BY WHO? NOT FUCKING YOUR REAL PARENTS ARE GONNA STOP ME-"

Aizawa took the phone back. "I'm going to pray for you" You can still hear shouting in the back. "DON'T COME CRYING TO ME ANYMORE WHEN YOU NEED HELP" (Unliving people he means). The Dekusquad were nearly to tears, even some of the Bakusquad were trying not to tear up. It wasn't even directed at them. Bakugou was sacred for them. He knows how it feels to be yelled at by Deku.

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3RD POV

Aizawa was trying to get Deku's attention. "Have you committed a murder?" Deku snapped his head to him. "No. Who told you. Was it FUCKING KACCHAN?!" KAC-" He caught off by Aizawa giving him a look. "Oh.. That was to get my attention.." Deku cleared his throat. "What's up?"

"Hey, Listen, Breaking your bones is kind of a bad idea, maybe you shouldn't d-" Deku cut him off. "NO! I did not expect to live this long, so I have no idea what to do with myself." Aizawa gave him a concerned look. "Let me make bad choices, I don't know how 'actions having consequences' works. And at this point I'm to afraid to ask" Deku then hops to is friends, with a smiled on his face.  

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A/N- Welp. I tried to fit this in, and IT WORKED! I hope you like this update. It was kind of rushed though...

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