(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Federal Deku/Dekusquad (Part 3)

A/N- This series is probley my favorite :)

3RD POV (Thursday)

Dekusquad was planning a murde- Ahem- A sleepover on Saturday, they were excited but then they were interrupted by someone. "DAMN EXTRAS. DEKU. THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

The Dekusquad was unfazed. Everyone pretty much was. Deku only smiling a little now. "Kacchan, all we where talking about was a sleepover" The Dekusquad smiled at Deku, knowing his real thoughts. Bakugou was actually kind of wondering what they were so excited about. He knew they liked to plan sleepovers, and after those sleepovers a villain, or someone similar dies. (Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. HE'S CONTECTING THE DOTS). "WELL DO IT QUITER. DAMN" 

Deku's notebook had many, many plans for murders. And had solutions to how hide the bodies, how to frame, how to almost everything about murdering. The Dekusquad looked at the notebook that had all those things, that the greenette was currently holding. Ochako spoke first. "Deku, we know that you have ways to kill him in your notebook, but have you actually almost went through it?"

 Deku counited writing in his notebook. "Yeah? What kind of question-" He stopped when realizing he has just admitted to wanted to kill Bakugou many times. Or torcher.

 Todoroki spoke next. "Midoriya, can you kill my dad in that notebook?" Deku looked down at his notebook, about to write again. "Oh yeah, I did that when I was about 8 or 9." He waved it off like no big deal. "Which book?" "Hmm. Maybe vol. 8? Don't know. I've written about every pro-hero, Villain, and person I've met. Some I don't even know their name, just people I found interesting." 

The Dekusquad just looked at him, they knew the he wrote about Bakugou but everyone else? Ochako spoke next. "How about me? Do you know ways to kill me?" Without even waiting a moment, he said. "Oh yeah." he nodded. "Most first years, some 2nd and 3rd years too."

Deku talked again. "Are we still gonna have the sleepover?" Iida nodded. "Yep" Kirishima heard them. "You guys have sleepovers? That's so manly" Kirishima said as he wiped a tear. "Can I come?" The Dekusquad didn't want to make him sad so the agreed. Sad they couldn't unalive someone that was villain. Todoroki looked Kirishima. "Saturday. 2am. Don't be late"

 The Dekusquad perked up. They could unalive more then 2 people then. Kirishima nodded, kind of confused. "2am? I don't think I can come then." The Dekusquad expect for Todoroki tried to look sadden, "Sorry then, Kirishima." The Dekusquad glanced at each other. 'Move to a different spot'. They moved to Deku's room which had all of Deku's notebooks. "Hey, Deku-Kun?" Ochako spoke

"Hmm?" "Can we look at a few of your notebooks?" "Yeah. Stay away from 10, 11, 12,and 13 though." (He's on 17 because all of the new people). Ochako was confused but agreed. "Alright..?"

 Iida looked at 1, Ochako looked at 14, Tsuyu looked at 16, and Todoroki looked at 8 and 9. After a while Iida saw something. "Midoriya!"

 "Please call me Izuku" 

"Izuku! How old were you when you wrote volume 3?"Deku thought for few moments. "Maybe around 7-8 years old. Why?" 

Iida was in stunned in silence. "Did you want to send a box of spiders to Bakugou?" Deku eyes widened. "So you got to that part.. I swear that was in Volume 10" He muttered. Tsuyu was next she saw her page and read how she could improve and such. "Midoriya- kero- when how did you know my weak spot?" Deku looked up at her. "I have at least 2 pages on each of you and you want to ask about the weak spot?" Tsuyu was confused. Then she turned the page. She saw ways he could use her in battle, how to ki-unlive her, how for her to win every battle, ect. Then she saw the others pages. 

Ochako saw how mean he could have been. How he could blackmail everyone in 1-A and a lot of the first-years. The Dekusquad knew that Deku could kill them without a second thought, so they were glad when Deku said to call him 'Izuku' or 'Izu' (Iida and Tsuyu call him Izuku and Todoroki and Ochako call him Izu and Izuku). Todoroki found his father's page, it was in vol. 8. He saw ways to kill him and ways to kill him and his siblings. Even his missing brother Toya.

 "Izu? How do you know about Toya? Even I know nothing about him." Deku looked up. "Hmm? Oh I meant Dabi. Y'know the villain? Yeah, I think that's your brother." Todoroki nodded. Deku smiled at Todoroki. "We can kill him tonight if you want? Your dad? The flaming garbage?" Todoroki smiled back. "But what about credit card? How will we take care of Ochako?" 

Deku thought about it. "Take all the money off the card, put him in debt, then et him pay for it, then kill him after taking all the money off again. That should give you around 10 million, knowing how much he puts on his cards, then I could get All Might merch, Ochako can buy ya house, Tsuyu will also buy house for her family, and Iida will just help with killing him. You will buy whatever you want with the remaining 1.5 million. Also we could rob banks out of the city" Todoroki nodded and listened. "Alright" Deku looked up. "Can I torcher him first?" That made everyone snap up. "What? That bitch is annoys me and I've wanted to kill him since I was 9" Todoroki nodded. "Yes, you can kill him." Deku smiled brightly. "Good."

Ochako smiled at him. Deku smiled back at her. Everyone was about to make a plan when someone barged in. It was Denki. "Midoriya. There you are. Someone got a hold of one of your notebooks." Deku looked frantic. "WHICH ONE? WHO? WHERE?" "Vol. 13 I think. Mina has it. Commons" "THAT'S THE WORST ONE. MINAAAAAAAA~ COME HERE~" Deku ran out of the room to the commons. "Yes, Midoriya?" Mina said as she was reading. "MINA. NOT THAT ONE." Deku took it away from her. "If you wanted one. You should ask." Mina looked down. "Sorry." Deku walked away to his dorm. "I got it."  Deku dropped onto Ochako. Ochako sighed and rubbed his back. Todoroki watched with envy. 'I want to hold Izu' Todoroki looked away and they continued to plan. 

"....then Todoroki should freeze the body then we could smash the body." Izuku finished. Todoroki nodded. Then everyone else too. 

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A/N- This took me longer then I wanted too. Also would you like it if I continue the Among Us series? (1126 words)