(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

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3rd pov (maybe a month into school)

Class 1-A and 1-B was just talking and working out, when suddenly Deku approaches Kirishima, with a prep in his step. "Hi, I'm Midoriya! What's your name?" 

Kirishima stumbles as he almost misses a step. He slows and replies. "Hi Midoriya! I'm Kirishima!" He says with a blush. Bakugou who was watching this, keeps his distance, as he sees another person falling for his childhood friend, 'Running this game for 11 years, that's why my feet hurt" Bakugou could see the label of 'Izuku's newest simp' above Kirishima. 

Ochako walks to to Kirishima as Deku walks away, and she just smiles sweetly at him, "It happens to everyone, Kiri." Monoma just watches and suddenly has an awaking as his eyes widen. 

Bakugou who was watching all of them, just sighs and turns to Denki. "Add him to the list." 

Denki nods and grins. "Damn another already?" Bakugou just nods as he walks to the showers. 

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Everyone just loves Deku's steaches when they train, of course were not expecting it as Deku does a small one, when you can see his muscle when he lifts his arms high enough.  Bakugou and Kirishima just watch in longing, Uraraka wipes drool of her face, Aoyama looks at him with stars in his eyes, Iida lifts his glasses with his mouth slightly apart, Denki watches with a slight blush, Monoma and Shinso peer around the corner, Sero has his eyes slightly wide with a smile, Tokoyami covers his eyes with a sliver to watch him, Todoroki has a smile on his face, and Mina has a 'ok' sign as her hand. 

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Tsuyu watches everyone as they all simp and fall for them. 'What..?' So she diecdes to approch all of them on this. "It almost seems like you're obsessed with Izuku." 

Shinso nods slowly as he has a small smile on him. "I agree." 

Todoroki nods, "Yeah." 

Uraraka puts a strand behind her hair. "That's right." 

Mina agrees, "I like my people thicc thanks." 

Tokoyami nods, "yeah." 

Bakugou looks at them and goes along in his own way, "The type to suck you dry then eat lunch with you." Iida nods. 

Kirishima drools, "So thicc that everyone in the room is uncomfortable." Denki goes along with Kirishima, "Ass on Houston, Texas." Sero finishes his sentence. "But that face looks like Clair Huxtable." 

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Deku as been doing joint training with 1-B, so he goes up to them as a whole, "Hey guys, so to set up sparring practices, could I get your numbers?" Tstsutetsu comes up to him first and hands him his phone, "Call me when you want." 

Awase hands his phone next, "Call when you need."

Shiozaki does the same, "Call me in the morning. I'll be on the way."

Kuroiro was a little more shy but still gave it to him, "Call me when you want."

Kendo gave her phone to him with a smile, "Call me when you need."

Monoma was a little more snobby but gave it to him, "Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way." Vlad King turned to his students, surprised. "They don't usually act like that.. What the fuck." 

1-A knew exactly what just happened. Bakugou groaned. "ADD THEM TO THE FUCKING LIST!" 

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Aha- 

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I hoped you liked it-? 

Deku deserves all those simps. 

I'm tired

also, 7.5k reads? I'm fucking honored.