(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

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Iida was just talking to his perspective group while they were walking to Izukus dorm, when he smelled a hint of weed in the air. He looked over to the Bakugous dorm room, where the bakusquad all were. Iida looked around him and saw Tsuyu looking him. Tsuyu had a look on her face like she knew exactly what he was thinking. She probably was. And so Iida did the greatest thing in Bakusquads history to them. Iida burst through the door and said, "If you smoke weed, let me hear you yell a 'HELL YA!'"

Bakusquad, of course, immediately yelled back, "HELL YA!!"

Iida smirked. "Gotcha. Get these mother fuckers. Jail."

Izuku frowned and looked at Todoroki. Izuku looked at the rest of the squad and Bakusquad. They were all looking at Iida. Izuku bought Todoroki to his level and whispered in his ear, "When he says that you wouldn't think he would attempt a murder on the hero killer."

Todoroki puffed out a laugh, "Yeah."
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Izuku sighed to himself as he sat criss cross on the floor next to Todoroki looked at him worriedly. Izuku looked at him seriously, "Apparently I'm not allowed to say I'm going to kill my self as a joke anymore because 'we can't tell if you're joking anymore Deku, we're concerned for your mental well being' "

Todoroki, nodding along, quickly called Kaminari to give Izuku a hug because Izuku really needed one.
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Izuku was meditating and Ochako was going to do it again it's him but tapped out once she got to impatient. After an hour of Ochako just playing on her phone Izuku spoke up and smiled at her when she looked up at him, "Through meditation and breathing slowly I've brought my heartbeat to 63 beats per minute."

Ochako gasps. "Really?!"

Izuku smiled even sweeter at her. Making her slightly flustered, "Just 63 more to go."

Ochako blinked. Then she yelled out to him as Izuku closed his eyes, "DEKU NO-"

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Izuku was just going to dorm after training for hours. He was tired, to say the least. But just as he was about to go inside he heard his window break. Along with a few of his action figures.
Izuku hums as his rage bubbles up, "I hear your heartbeat to beat of the drums." Izuku then accidentally breaks the door because he used to much force.

*After*

Izuku looks at his hand that he managed to keep under control. He blinks as he looks up at the door. He hears Dabi almost whining in the other room, past the door. We kept Dabi because 107 of his 206 bones broke. Quietly, Izuku whispers, "I guess I DO have repressed emotions."
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Izuku gasps with a small smile at Mineta. Mineta was with him because he stuck onto his back but quickly got off when Izuku slowed down. Izuku smiled at Mineta, "Race you down the stairs!"

Mineta frowns at Izuku, "Are you trying to kill me?"

Izuku freezes, "what day is it?"

Mineta looks at him like he just lost 5 million yen. "Sunday..?"

Izuku hums as he starts to walk down the stairs at a normal speed, "Ah in that case.. no"

Mineta looks after Izuku with a horrified look, "...what's that supposed to mean?"
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Izuku was outside with Iida since Iida wanted Izuku to jog with him. Iida and Izuku were taking a break now, when Iida noticed that Izuku was looking at the sky. "Izuku, why are you looking at the sky?"

Izuku looked straight in Iida's eyes, "I threw a boomerang like 3 years ago and it never came back."

Iida looked at him with a confused face, "So?"

Izuku looked at the sky again, "I live in constant fear, Iida."
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25 year old Ochako hasn't spoken to Izuku in 6 to 7 years. So when she suprises Izuku by showing up for the class reunion even though she said she couldn't. Since she hadn't seen him for a whole, she asks an honest question, "Are you dating anyone?"

Izuku shook his head with a small smile, "Nope."

Ochako titled her head, "what is the real reason that your not dating right now?"

Izuku immediately said, "Because my roommate doesn't like the idea of me bringing people home."

Kaminari gasps, who was watching the whole conversation, "FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR ROOMATE. WE'RE MARRIED."

Izuku, hurriedly said, "I didn't know you were in here-"
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