(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

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A/N-IZUKU AND V!DEKU STRIKE AGAIN

VIllain Deku approaches Normal Deku while on the Cruise that they not on anymore. "Deku! What on earth was all that?"

 Deku glances behind him, "I'm not sure what you're referring to."

 Villain Deku glares at Izuku "You sunk an entire cruise ship, Izuku!"

Izuku looked confused, putting on an act, "Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that."

V!Deku conuited to glare at him,"Izuku, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!"

"That sounds dangerous."

"You were headbutting children off the ship!"

"That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!"

"Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!" V!Deku wished it was him instead.

Izuku sighed, "Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it."

V!Deku was about respond when he noticed something, "Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?"

Izuku was nervous"Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky."

V!Deku was getting nervous for himself, "Izukuuuu, what are we standing in?"

" Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?"

"No! I would not believe that!"

"Uhh, melted gumdrops?"

"No."

"Boat nectar?"

 "No." 

"Some of God's tears?"

"Tell me the truth Izuku"

Izuku looked down, "Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B."

V!Deku glared, "IZUKU!"

"Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls."

"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"

"I will not apologize for art."

"...."

V!Deku noticed something,"Where are the other lifeboats?"

"Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that."

"Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?"

Izuku looked at the sun, then the moon that was coming up "Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them."

"IZUKU!"

Izuku looked down again"I have a problem. I have a serious problem."

V!Deku looked at Izuku with disappointment "You are just, terrible today!"

Izuku grinned "Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."

V!Deku was done at this point "That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

Izuku nodded"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."

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A/N- I added V!Deku x Deku for those who like it. Not sure who, but there ya go!

I might make another Izuku oneshot~

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