(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Federal Izuku one-shot

3rd POV 

Izuku was muttering, y'know, the usual. But to people who actually listen to what he mutters is usually looks at him like he is insane. Which is true. But let's dive into what Izuku mutters sometimes, shall we?

"I had a plan when I was younger that I would befriend every child in the next generation, so that they could my bid- saving people for me. And if they didn't I would send another to kil- to persuade them into the business."

2 people looked at him. One was Denki kaminari the other was Ochako. Ochako just sighed, while Denki was almost scared of him. What he heard next would make him see Izuku in a whole new light. "When I was younger I would write stories of Kacchan, as I wrote I would write his weaknesses and things I wanted to do to him.. Like one time I wanted to rip his limbs of, one time I wanted to send spiders to his house.." (This was actually in the Manga.)

Ochako looked at Denki and brought a finger to her lips. Denki nodded. Denki looked towards Izuku again. ".. I have everyone's weaknesses. I could kill them all then escape all within 5 mins. Not that I want to, just that I could. Would Kami tell on me?"

Denki stared at him. "Babe... Are you alright?"

Izuku snapped his head up, "Hmm? Yep!"

Denki gave him a look that said, 'okay but your going to tell me later'

Izuku nodded.

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When Izuku went to the commons Mina saw him. Mina was concered when he saw him make black coffee with 2 red bulls. "Midoriya?"

Izuku snapped his head, she saw really deep eye bags. Then while Izuku was looking at Mina, made 2 more black coffees with a red bull in one, and 3 expresso shots in the other. "Never mind"

Once Izuku got to class he put his head down. Dekusquad made sure not to wake him. Once Bakugou saw the deep eye bags on Izuku he also made sure not to wake, making everyone look at him. Bakugou still had PTSD from the last time Izuku didn't sleep for 5 days straight. He shuddered at the thought. Eraserhead didn't care at first. Then he started to get angry. "Bakugou wake Midoriya up."

Bakugou shook his head. "Can't do that." He then said in a low voice, "He'll yell at me"

Only a few people heard him. Giving him questioning looks. "Fine."

He looked at Mineta. "Mineta. Wake him up."

Mineta gulped. "O-okay" He saw Izuku gulp down 3 black coffees that morning. "Midoriya please wake up"

Izuku grumbled. "The hell do you want?"

Mineta was cautious. "We have class right now.."

Izuku eyed Eraserhead. "Okay? And? I'll kill everyone here right now if you wake me up again."

Eraserhead gave him a surprised look. 'he does? how? No one knows how to kill me..'

Izuku then laid his head back on his arms and went back to sleep. Eraserhead gave Mineta a look. "Wake him up. Now"

Mineta wined. "O-okay" MIneta walked back up to him. "Midoriya. Class" Then slapped him.

Izuku raised out of seat like a demon. "MIneta. I told you I would kill you If you woke me up again."

Mineta shook out of fear. Izuku looked at Bakugou. "Did you set him up?"

Bakugou shook his head. "Of course not Dek- Izu!"

Izuku had fury in his eyes, much to Bakugou's fear of sleep-less Izuku. Izuku put Mineta in a bag, a strong one. "I'll be back to deal with the rest of you.." His eyes hovered on everyone before he walked out. 

Bakugou sighed. "He's gonna kill him"

Todoroki had a look of admiration. "Could he kill my dad?"

Izuku popped his head in from the window. How he is still a mystery. "Bakugou. You're on watching duty."

Bakugou nodded. Glad it wasn't him being almost murdered. 

-----WITH IZUKU AND A GARBAGE CAN---

"Hey abuser"

Flaming garbage can looked up. "I DON'T ABUSE MY KIDS!"

Izuku had a bucket of water and poured it on him. "Time to kill you"

The abuser had some fear in his eyes. "Shit.."

Izuku grinned. "Shit is right."

-----BACK WITH BAKUGOU----

Bakugou heard a ping. It was his phone. He got a message. "Oi, Icy-hot."

Todoroki looked up. "Hmm?"

 Bakugou looked around worrying that Izuku was around. "Deku killed your dad"

Todoroki looked shocked. Then had a light smile. "Tell him thank you for me"

Bakugou typed a little then sent it. Izuku popped out right when he sent it. "Good job Bakugou"

Bakugou liked the praise. (Now realizing that I'm making him like a puppy. Oof). Denki wanted praise too. "Babe?"

Izuku turned to him. "Hmm?"

Denki did his puppy eyes. "Can we cuddle?"

Izuku smiled as he rolled his eyes. "Of course. But I swear, if you ever wake me up after I've had 5 days without sleep, I will kill you" 

Denki shuddered. Then they walked out the room. Bakugou looked at the rest of class. "Y'all are lucky. He didn't hurt anyone expect for Mineta"

"Where is Mineta?"

Izuku popped his head in again. "He's somewhere no one but I know" His eyes glinting with Danger.

And Mineta was never seen again....

The girls celebrated. 

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A/N- I have no idea what the fuck I just wrote so enjoy..? (904 words) (DAMN BOI)