(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

meme(?)

KInd of 3rd POV?

Villain Deku and Manga Deku. (There kinda friends). Manga deku goes wild

As V!Deku was coming into his shared house with normal deku, he came across something... "Deku! There is a dead person in our house!"

Deku came in and started to get kind of nervous "Ho...hey...How did he get here?"

V!Deku immunity caught on. "Dekuuuuu, what did you do?!"

Deku smiled, trying to clam him down and thought of an idea. "Me? Da, uh, I didn't do this."

V!Deku kind of clamed down. "Explain what happened, Deku"

Deku tried to lie his way out. "I've never seen him before in my life."

V!Deku tried another route. "Why did you kill this person, Izuku?"
Deku smiled a little. "I do not kill people. That is...that is my 'least' favorite thing to do."

V!Deku glared. "Tell me, Deku, exactly what you were doing before I got home?"

Deku dulled his smile thinking "Alright, well...I was upstairs..."

"Okay..."

"I was uh...I was sitting in my room..."

"Yes?"

"reading a book..."

"Go on..."

"And, uh, well this guy walked in..."

"Okay..."

"So, I went up to him..."

"Yes..."

Deku smiled brightly, "And I...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."

V!Deku paused for a moment, "Izukuuuuuuuuuu, that KILLS people!"

Deku looked a little nervous again, "Oh, oh, wow, I, uh, I didn't know that..."

V!Deku got a little heated. "How could you not know that?!"

Deku looked down at the body "Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I 'suck'"

V!Deku looked down and found... "What happened to his hands?"

Deku pretended not hear him. "What's that?"

Even V!Deku was started to get unsteady "His hands. Why—why are they missing?"

Deku wanted to over up why the real reason was "Well, I uh, I kind of umm...cooked
them up. And ate them." Deku's eye twitched. 

V!Deku saw but played along, "Dekuuuu"

Deku still tried to cover one of his yanderes "Well, I—I was hungry.
And well, you know when, when you crave hands, thats..."

V!Deku was kind of mad, "Why on earth would you do that?!"

Deku shrugged. "I was hungry for hands, gimme a break"

V!Deku was claming down, at tad "Dekuuuuuu!" Just kidding

Deku smiled brighter, as he got an idea "My stomach was making the rumblies."

"Deku!"

"That only hands would satisfy."

" What is wrong with you, Carl?!"

"Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's, that's two things..."

A/N- This kind of just popped into my head randomly so like, I don't know. I *might* make more. Not quite sure (416 words)