(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Deku/Dekusquad doing things part 4(?)

3RD POV

As you know, Izuku likes to make his teacher go through hell. How you ask? By telling them disturbing things. However this makes the teachers not like him very much so he stopped in middle school.  Now that he has friends, he can tell them things. Anyways, one day Deku said something that Ochako never wants to know of again. "Humans are too gelatinous to break over your knee" Deku said randomly. 

Ochako took a moment to remember the meaning of gelatinous. She widens her eyes as she says, "Sounds like you tested that theory" 

Deku opened his mouth to speak, "Actually-"

Ochako put a hand up. "Nope not going any further then that"

(The meaning for gelatinous is having the consistency of jelly)

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The class was doing a gameshow type thing in there commons. Like Iida would ask a question and you have to answer truthy. It was all fun and game until Iida asked a creatian question. "Clap if you've wanted to kill someone. Every clap is one person!" Izuku glared at him. Todoroki clapped once. The girls clapped once. Izuku clapped 10 times. Izuku glanced at Bakugou. Bakugou looked at him in horror. already knowing at least one of those is him. Everyone noticed that Izuku clapped more then once. Bakugou knew what every single one of those claps were. expect for the last one. 

Bakugou walked up to Izuku. "Deku. Who was the last one?" Izuku looked at him. "Hisashi" (His dad) Bakugou nodded and sat someone else.  Not even questioning the other ones. 

(The others are villains like All For One and Overhaul)

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KIRIDEKU THING. YOU CAN SKIP. but if you are still here, enjoy my mulitshipper heart

Izuku had no idea that Kirishima liked him. Not even Kirishima knew he liked him. Not until Bakugou straight up fuckin told him. Deku walked up to Kirishima to talk to him. "Why didn't tell me?"

Kirishima talked clamly, "Because I wanted my heart to break into a million peices" Then a little louder, "OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!" 

Izuku was in a shock, then smiled fondly at him. "Thank you Kirishima" Then kissed his cheek. 

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This is going to be a Tododeku thing. Their all Pro-heroes. Deku's married. Todoroki's not.

Deku and Todoroki have been catching up. Still best friends. Deku didn't know even after 9 long years, Todoroki still likes him, until he says something..."I will say, the love of my life, loves to always order extra marinara sauce" 

Todoroki nods fondly, "I sure do" Deku gives him a confuzzled look. Todoroki then realizes. "Oh your wife?"

Deku looks at him, "Yeah, my wife dude"

Todoroki tries to cover himself up, "Oh.. I knew that"

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Deku likes being with the Dekusquad but sometimes he hangs out with the Bakusquad as well. Denki comes up to him and puts a zip tie around his hands. Denki then asks a question, "Can you separate? like POW!" 

Deku then breaks out it, by snapping his hands farther apart, "yo, what if I;m jus strong as FUCK" 

Mina, Kirishima, Sero, and Denki all laugh as Deku grins at them.

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Well that's it for today. Might post Friday. Not sure