(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Remake of a video I watched into a story

A/N- I'm going to more of these. 

As you know, Deku's notebook had many, many plans for murders. And had solutions to how hide the bodies, how to frame, how to almost everything about murdering. The Dekusquad looked at the notebook that had all those things, that the greenette was currently holding. Ochako spoke first. "Deku, we know that you have ways to kill him in your notebook, but have you actually almost went through it?" Deku counited writing in his notebook. 

"Yeah? What kind of question-" He stopped when realizing that the blond was still there.

 "Ah ha. Hi Kacchan. Funny story. Um. your mom, y'know kind of made me promise not to kill you.." Bakugou stared at him. Then glared. "PROVE IT SHITTY NERD"

Deku took a deep breath. "Alright"

 He took out his phone and dialed her. She picked up. "Hi sweetie, What you need?" "Hey Aunty, do you remember when I wanted to kill Kacchan when I was like 6?" Bakugou looked in fear then mouthed '6?!' 

"Ah yes, I remember, I said I would give you dollar for every time you think about killing him. I had to pay you at least 2 dollar each day." Bakugou took a little distance. "Mom?!" "OH. Bakugou's there?" 

"Yeah. He didn't believe me about something." "Hmm. Well, guess you know now, Katski. Your childhood friend has wanted to kill you since you were 5 or 6"

Bakugou walked away after that, knowing not mess with him now. 

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A/N- I mostly just wanted to post something. Sorry

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