(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Mineta x Deku😫 (Bi Mineta LMAOO) +headcanon

Izuku looks around at everyone as they all give him presents. He gives everyone a confused look, "HAPPY BRITHDAY, IZUKU!!"

Izuku looks at Bakugou. Bakugou just smirks at him and shrugs. Izuku squints at him. Izuku gazes at everyone as Mineta slowly goes up to Izuku, working up his Courage to say something.

After a few moments Mineta finally goes up to Izuku and pokes his back. Which might have been a little to close to his ass as Izuku jolted and quickly looked at Mineta, "Mineta?" He leans down ever so slightly, "Do you need anything?"

Mineta clears his throat as he read he's into his pocket that had a small chocolate heart, "I, um, got this for you."

Izuku looks at Minetas hand as Mineta grabs his hand and puts small chocolate in his plam, "Mineta, what's this for?"

Mineta moves uncomfortably, "...Birthday."

Izuku gives a small strained smile, "It's not my birthday though?"

That makes everyone stop. Ochako walks up to him, "THEN WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, IZUKU?!"

Izuku shifts uncomfortably, "February.."(I know it's not his birthday I will get to that later)

Ochako makes a noise, "WHAT?! THAT WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO?! I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME APRIL?!"

Izuku shakes his head, "No no, I meant Kacchan's birthday is in April. I even have a present for him."

Bakugou sighs and goes up to Izuku, "thanks nerd but we ARE going to talk later about this."

Izuku's shoulders sag as he sighs. "I know, Kacchan..."

Unfortunately for Izuku and Bakugou, Mineta heard them and needed to know what this meant.

—later lmao—

Mineta saw Midoriya and Bakugou talking to each other. Lucky for Mineta and his shortness, he can just hide with everyone else. Mineta heard Bakugou's voice first, "We should move to the kitchen, no one should be able to hear us."

Midoriya nodded, almost sad. Mineta found that worrying.

Once they got to the kitchen Midoriya sighed as Bakugou looked at him, "Do, nerd, why do you lie about your birthday? Your birthday is July 14th."

Mineta jolted. 'Why would Midoriya lie to everyone? It's his birthday for crying out loud!' Midoriya had darker eyes, not like his emerald eyes that he had before. He also seemed to be hunching on himself, "...You do remember middle school and elementary, right?"

Bakugou seemed taken back for some reason. Bakugou quickly covered up the surprise,"What about it? What did past me and our past classmates do to you that did this to you?"  (Accidental BakuDeku??? Whoops)

Midoriya looked away for a few seconds, at a knife that seemed to be covered with something red, "Well, you know... No one has really celebrated my birthday since I was 4."

Mineta and Bakugou both jolted at that. Mineta jolted because it was a shock, why would no one celebrate Midoriyas birthday? He had a very great quirk. Bakugou jolted for another reason. Midoriya clears his throat, "And well, I just stopped telling people that my birthday was soon. And I stopped inviting people. Mom was usually busy. I ended up just telling people-when asked- a date that has already passed. It's a habit now. I've been doing that for quite a few years now."

Bakugou looks at Midoriya like Midoriya just got killed. Midoriya had a little expression on his face. It was a bit of sadness and that was it. Like it didn't bother him anymore. Just some old pain. Mineta was close to tears. Almost crying. Bakugou spoke, "I...I didn't know we affected you like that."

Midoriya laughed, a really big laugh that it echoed into the commons and to a few of the dorms. The laugh sounded broken. It sounded like a villain's laugh as they died. Like Midoriya was broken. The sad thing is, that was the first time anyone has heard Midoriya laughing that wasn't awkwardly. Midoriya's laugh seemed to die down after a few minutes, "That's funny Kacchan. You did more than that. You just haven't found it yet." Midoriya gave a smile then turned away with a cold expression.

Midoriya left the kitchen, leaving Bakugou in his wake. Mineta quickly hid then followed him. They ended up at Midoriyas dorm. Mineta stuck to Midoriyas's shirt as he went in. Mineta unstuck himself from Midoriya. Mineta patted Midoriyas shoulder as Midoriya sighed and sits down on the floor facing away from the door. Midoriya jolted, "I thought I locked the door?"

Mineta clasped his hands, "I, might've, um, stuck to your shirt and listened to your and Bakugous talk..."

Midoriya looked away, and lay down on his back putting a leg on top of another one, "So what information did you gather?"

Mineta looks at him with a confused expression, "What?"

Midoriya observed him with a dead look, "I don't think you have the whole story, maybe some of it. I have to know what you think you know, so I can correct you."

Mineta messes with his hands, thinking. "I- I think you have trauma. Like at least a little. You might have had a bully?"

Midoriya snorted, cutting off Mineta. "Well... You're getting there alright." Mineta stayed quiet, while Midoriya looked at the ceiling. Midoriya sighed after a few minutes for pure quietness, "I was told I was quirkless for 10 years. I only got my quirk during the entrance exam. Why do you think I break my bones all the time? Yeah, I break my bones less, but it still hurts when I can't control it correctly."

Mineta startles. "QUIRKLESS?!"

Midoriya covered Minetas mouth. Midoriya gave him a straight face, "Shut up. You're being loud. I haven't told anyone."

Mineta nodded, "Mhm-"

Midoriya nodded and kept his hand over his mouth, "So you're going to be quiet?"

Mineta licked Midoriyas hand. Midoriya jolted in surprise, giving Mineta a raised eyebrow, "Why did you lick me?"

Mineta shrugged, "You didn't move your hand."

Midoriya wipes his hand on his shorts, "Also, you're not going to be my therapist. So you can get out of my room. Also if you ever tell anyone about today-" Midoriya gave Mineta the coldest look Mineta has ever felt, "You will be grape juice but the next day."

Mineta shuddered and was about to walk out when he ran towards Midoriya and kissed him then ran out.

Midoriya sputtered as he watched Mineta left.

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A/N-ITS JUST A JOKE LMAOOO
IM SORRY BUT IT WAS TOO FUNNY TO PASS UPPP

I SWEAR IT IS JUST A JOKE

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