(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

The times when ppl catch Izuku drinking

Izuku took a long sip of his drink, while Kaminari was watching. Kaminari not knowing what what it was asked, "What is that, Midoriya?" 

Izuku blinked at him, then smiled kindly, "Just some light coffee, Kami." Kaminari smiled right back, and made grabby hands at it, Izuku huffed a laugh, "Want some?" Kaminari nods. Izuku hands it over with a smile. 

Kami sips it, then  brutally spits it back out, "Midoriya, there's alcohol in here." Izuku just smiled at him and took it away. "Sucks for you, this is my second to last cup. I need this."

Kami spent the rest of the day, trying to make sense of the morning.

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Izuku hums then takes a sip of his drink. Tokoyami takes notice. He can smell a certain smell from it. So he takes Izuku to the side and asks him, "Midoriya, what is in your cup?" 

Izuku takes a really long sip with a sigh. After he's done, he grins at Tokoyami, "The blood of my enemies." 

Tokoyami spends the rest of the day in suffering silence.  

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Hitoshi blinks as he saw Midoriya at the café he was going to get coffee at, so he slowed his pace, so that he stays behind him. What he saw, will always bring horror and amazement to him. He was behind him in line, and heard him order, "Yeah, can I please have a coffee with 13 expresso?" You can hear the shocked slicence of 4 people, but everyone else-probably the normals- were completely fine with it. 

A guy at the counter just sighed and said, "Jesus, just do cocaine." 

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"WHO THE FUCK TOOK ALL THE SUGAR PACKETS BECAUSE I SWEAR I WILL-", Kaminari started

Izuku popped up, "Sorry, I did."

Kaminari stood closer, "-Forgive you, because everyone deserves a second chance." Kaminari kissed his forehead and walked away. Bakugou took Izuku's coffee away from him and tasted it. "GROSS, WHY IS 98% OF IT SUGAR AND CREAM?!"

Izuku shrugged and took his coffee back and wiped off where Bakugou tasted it from.

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Jirou hummed a tune as she walked down a hallway, she was getting a drink of water before going back to sleep, when she heard the coffee maker set off, and there sat Midoriya on the counter drinking the coffee straight from the pot. "Midoriya?!", she whispered-yelled. 

Midoriya blinked at her and smiled, "No one's going to believe you." Then washed out the pot and cleaned out everything else. 

And he was right, no one believed her.

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Izuku hummed as he walked with his coffee, still having a pit of the extra flavor on his cheek. Then Kota stopped him and signed to him, "Why do you have blood on your cheek?" 

Izuku wiped it off, "It's just some from training, sorry." Kota nods and goes about his day, not really thinking anything about it, 'Wait, didn't Midoriya look like he just rolled out of bed? WHERE DID THE BLOOD COME FROM?'

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