(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

REMAKE OF A VIDEO I WATCHED

A/N- I watched a video on TIKTOK and deiced to write it!

3rd POV

An interesting conversation was going on between Todoroki and Izuku. Let's listen in shall we?

"Ugh. I hate my dad, Midoriya"

"You still with you dad? That's weird. aren't they supposed to leave? Like when your Three?"

Todoroki was concerned. "No, Midoriya, no. Dads aren't supposed to leave!"

Midoriya laughed non-humorously, "Oh right, my dad left me because he had a choice in the matter. You sound like an idiot, Todoroki"

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A/N- ANOTHER VIDEO, BECAUSE I'M BORED

Todoroki came up Izuku, "Midoriya, how many curses do you know?"

This caught everyone's attention. They wanted to know, they just didn't have the guts. Bakugou tched. "Shitty nerds. Do you think he really innocent? SHOW THEM SHITTY DEKU!"

Izuku grinned at Bakugou. "Of course, Kacchan!"

Izuku looked at Todoroki. "Oh Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Damn, Cock sucker, pussy, ass, asshole cunt, Motherfucking dirty whore" Deku was counting on his fingers. "I think that's it"

Everyone was in shock. Only Bakugou was unfazed. "If you thinks that's bad, you should have seen him when we were kids. He was the one who taught me"

NOW everyone was startled. "Holy Shit" Denki recovered first. "Babe no"

Everyone turned to Denki. "Who's babe?"

Izuku grinned at Denki then at everyone else. "That would be me!"

Ochako glared at Izuku. "And when were you gonna tell me about this?!" (She's with Tyusu and they are like moms)

Izuku looked away. "Heh. Um. Soon?"

Denki hugged Izuku from behind. "Please don't hurt him. We've only been together for a week"

Ochako sighed. "Fine"

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A/N- HAHAHHAHAH I PUT IN KAMIDEKU. IT MIGH THAVE BEEN AN ACTENDENT BUT IT STILL HAPPENED. (289 WORDS)