(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Izuku leaves gifts for eeryone in their room, and everyone freaks out, bc they have no idea who the fuck is going in there room and giving them what they wished for the night before.

Izuku smiled as he heard a scream and someone yelling, "THE PRESENT PHANTOM HAS COME AGAIN." Izuku deduces it was Sato, as he put a present on his computer desk this morning. Izuku gave him new measuring cups, including ones that usually didn't come in a cheap set. Sato came in the common room, which had Izuku, the bakusquad and Jirou. Jirou winces a bit. Izuku wrote that down in his notebook. Izuku looks up to Sato, who had tears in his eyes. After a long moment, Sato spoke, "...They even got the the really small measuring cups."

It only in that moment that Izuku sees the small measuring cup in Sato's hand. So small, you almost couldn't see it. Sero whistles, "Damn, if the Present Phantom can get something that you never even asked for, but needed, then I hope he does me next." Sero grins.

Izuku notes that down. Unfortunately for Sero, he's not next. Aoyama is. Izuku frowns as he writes down a few notes, before looking down at his homework for English. Izuku clicks his tongue for dislike of English. Sato pats Izuku's shoulder, probably thinking that the click was for nervousness, "It's okay, Midoriya! I'm sure we'll catch the present Phantom soon."

Izuku nods, knowing he was the 'Present Phantom'. Izuku looks around, "If we do find the Present Phantom, then what are we gonna do to them?"

Jirou looks back at him, "Probably give back the presents they gave us."

Izuku's mouth turned into a line, getting determined. He was gonna make sure he doesn't get caught, so he doesn't have to get the presents back. Which means he needs to set up his own. But it'll be suspicious if he suddenly got a present when he was in the room. Izuku shrugs as he he takes note who's in the room, making sure if he wants to put the blame on someone else by having one of their presents being done right away. he'll do his own after about 5 or 6 people. Izuku sees Jirou look at him for a tad moment more. Izuku grins at her, "Hey Jirou! How's your day going?"

Jirou shakes her head, as if she just had the wrong calculations, "My day is going good, how about you, Midoriya?"

Izuku smiles calmly, "I'm doing quite good. I hope you have a good night."

Jirou shivers as Izuku gets up and goes to his room looking at all the presents. He made sure to write their names on there with a different handwriting. Thankfully, since they barely see his handwriting, he only needed to change it a bit. Add excessive loops or do cursive. Or even make his mom write all his classmates names. Even some of his friends outside of A class. Izuku smiles as he crosses Sato's name off. '15 to go. And 14 days to go until Christmas.' Izuku glances at the presents. He should do two presents tonight, just so that he could do them all by the time it reaches Christmas.

Izuku smiles as he looks to one of his posters. Izuku's grin widens. Izuku looks at his alarm clock. '6:54' Izuku shrugs. He has quite a bit of time, he can take a nap. Izuku yawns and makes am alarm for 10:20. Izuku sighs in relief as his bones crack as he stretches' then falls asleep.

==(Jirou's POV)==

Kyouka glances around her room, unable to sleep. She sighed and got up. Kyouka looks over at her computer and shrugs to herself. She just logged on to her computer before she heard a loud ringing sound. Kyouka winces, "The hell.." Kyouka pinpoints where the sound comes from angrily. She finds that it was Midoriya's room. Kyouka blinks. She frowns as she hears footsteps. She hums as she walks out of her dorm, going to where Midoriya is. Kyouka finds herself in the common room, seeing Midoriya at the stove. Kyouka blinks, "Midoriya?"

Midoriya jumps. Midoriya twists his body to her with a smile, "Hi Jirou. Want some tea?"

Kyouka blinks before agreeing, "Sure, thanks Midoriya."