(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Deku/Dekusquad

Do y'all know that one guy on TikTok that makes those vids and makes new sounds like everyday? gizzygilzert? Or something like that. Anyways, I'm going to write them as the Dekusquad! :D

3RD POV (How the Stain Arc actually went)

Stain was grabbing Iida's costume, "DIE! DIE!" a moment later Iida's groaning on the ground and Deku comes, looking at Iida on the ground, then at Stain, "S-Shit" 

Stain looks at Deku challenging. Deku starts walking a little ways, "Nuh-Uh, this isn't any of my business, none of my concern." 

Stain stares at Deku as he licks his lips, ready to have more blood, "Where do you think your going?" 

Deku makes a frightened face, "Oh god! I-I-I ain't gonna tell nobody," Stain steps towards Deku, making a frightening sound. Deku puts his hands back up, "Wait, are you John?" 

That stops Stain. "What? No" 

"'Cause, I didn't Cena a thing." Deku smiles lightly at his pun. 

Stain glares for a moment, then laughs, "John Cena?" 

Deku giggles with no humor, "It's funny right?" 

Stain laughs a bit more, "Bro, you just made shit a lot harder." Stain laughs harder. "Fuck!" 

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3RD POV

Deku looks at the Dekusquad seriously, they all gave concern for his eyebags. Deku starts talking, "If you all ever catch me slap the press, mind your damn business." They were even more concerned. "Why-Why are the recording my thunder thighs? My love-handles?" Ochako was about to say something, but then stopped as he continued, "Don't-Don't you know that I'm fat? They be like 'Ah, he's stuck-up now' NO BITCH I'M FAT"

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Deku decided to talk to Bakugou for playful banter, so he got fake blood capsule and put it in his hand and crushed it when he approached Bakugou, "Hey Kacchan, can you tell me what happens after death." he said in a shaky voice. 

Bakugou barely looked at him, "Well, I know that the people that love us will miss us,"

 Deku looked at him with playful dislike, "Your a fuckin asshole y'know? That's not what I asked you." Bakugou looked surprised at Deku as he walked away.

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A/N- That's all I can do for now. I'll try to make another one-shot this week, alright? 

Take care of yourself :)