(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

BakuDeku one-shots bc it's growing on me.

Deku was just with Bakugou, just really tired. Then Deku turns to Bakugou, who was looking at his phone, "Sometimes you frustrate me enough to wear I break pasta over your head, when your asleep. Just a few strands; the break is satisfying and you don't feel it so you won't wake. "

Bakugou looks at him displeased and disturbed, "Excuse me?!" Bakugou leans towards him, almost touching him. 

"Linguine works the best." Deku responds

"WHAT THE FUCK"

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Bakugou needs to get onto Deku's laptop, but it's voice actavied. Bakugou knows he can go on it since, Deku told him too. The computer has it's own voice, called Friday, "Welcome, voice  activation required."

Bakugou responds, not thinking about it, "Bakugou" 

The voice calls again, "Access Denied." 

Bakugou tries again, this time a bit confused, "uh, Katsuki Bakugou"

"ACCESS DENIED" 

Without missing a beat he says, "King Explosion Murder"

"ACCESS DENIED"

"Number One Hero"

"ACCESS DENIED" 

"NUMBER ONE HERO!" Bakugou yells at it.

"ACCESS DENIED"

Bakugou growls to himself and talks lowly, "Damn you Deku" then to the voice, "Kacchan"

The Voice from the computer comes again, "Welcome, Kacchan." Bakugou smiles lightly as he logs onto the computer. "Heh"

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Bakugou and Deku were really close to each other and weren't saying anything. Bakugou had to make something of this silence and before he could think better of it said, "This reminds me of a dream I had, where I was kissing you- A girl"

Deku blinks at him before laughing. "Uh-huh. Good save."

Bakugou looked away, almost flustered. "And she was really pretty and short and had curly ish hair."

Deku put his own input, "And TOTALLY not you"

Bakugou tried to continued, suddenly feeling the need to say that "And was my Deku"

They both laughed before Deku kissed his cheek and walked away, to the kitchen to plan another un-alive with his squad. Bakugou was speechless

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This one is not BakuDeku but I thought it was it was funny

Toga has kidnapped Deku and Toga started talking to him, "I had the WEIRDEST dream about you last night. I was insane" (So are you, chill)

Deku dreading this. But is very couirus about this dream, "Really? Did I die or something?"

"No Izu-Kun, crazier then that."

Deku's head titled. "oh then what-? What happened?"

Toga shooting her shot, "We like.. made out.. and fell in love.. and some other stuff." 

Deku not liking this, ang getting sassy, accepting his fate. "mmm.. no I would've preferred to die"

toga turns away. "Oh" (I know the dude cries but I don't think she would cry)

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I saw this on Pinterest and I DIED. I HAD TO REWRITE IT. So I think they are at least together in this, anyways, onto it. 

Bakugou even still hasn't gotten over the fact that Deku would just show up in random places. Like this one extraordinary time. Bakugou was is just taking a shower. y'know? Just liking to shower in piece, when a quiet, "Kacchan" Can be heard. Bakugou didn't hear it but he difentaly did when Deku pulled the curtain back, showing himself, "Kacchan" 

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 

Deku just replied calmly, not even lookin down(He has decently), as Bakugou covered his D cup boobs with his arms,  "Stop screaming It's just me, are we out of Cheetos?"

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Todoroki suddenly came up to Bakugou and Deku while they were talking, with something in his pocket. "Midoriya. If you had to choose between Bakugou and all the all might merch in my pocket, Which would you take?"

Deku looks at him, seeing as Todoroki's hand was still in his pocket, which also held the Merch. "That depends. What merch are we talking about?"

Bakugou jerks his head to Deku, "DEKU?!?"

Todoroki smiled at Deku, already knowing where this going, "One figure"

Deku was quick to reply "I'll take the merch"

Bakugou looked at Deku eyes wide. "DEKU?!?!"

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A/N- Have a good day or Night everyone! Or if your high on caffeine, good luck with you test. Or work. Or anything really.