(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

More Videos I've watched and want to make a story

3RD POV

The Dekusquad were hanging out, not unliving someone, when Deku deiceded to tell them something. "As you know I keep a list of all my friends of how likely they are to betray me. I've reestablished this."

Ochako laughed the loudest with Tsuyu being only half as loud. Todoroki smiled fondly at him, while Iida tried to pinpoint where he was on the list. "Where am I on the list?"

Deku smiled. "Well I can't tell you that, because you will quickly move up or down on how you react."

Iida was laughing too now. Deku didn't laugh he was serious. (Where do you think Iida is on the list though?).

------------------------------------------------(This one is my own)

--NEXT DAY--

Izuku has not slept for 3 days and have thinking about if he should unalive someone. He thinks he should unalive Mineta. Izuku was sick of Mineta's shit. Izuku was going to get ready for his unalive. He tried to make a girly voice. It supiringly worked. He just needs to get his attention. "Mineta~" Mineta heard him and went right towards the 'Sweet, famine, voice' He litterly had heart eyes. "Coming my love!"

 Once MIneta turned the corner that Izuku was at, Izuku used 2% of OFA and knocked him out. "Time to make grape juice" 

---10 MINS LATER---

Denki was curently running to Izuku's dorm room. "Izuku! Why is MIneta in recovery girls office!?" Izuku tried to look offened. "It wasn't me!" Denki gave him a look. Izuku sighed. "You might only find like 60% percent of him there." Denki gave him look that said, 'Why tf would you do that' 

"MIneta tried to touch Ochako again." Denki hugged Izuku. "Well. At least you have a reason"

 Izuku grinned behind Denki's back. "Also, Mineta might not make it. You know how I said that only 60% of him id there?" "Yea" "Well, that will use to much of his stamina, and recovery girl can only use so much, so he will probley die either from gr-blood lost or exertion."

"Izuku!" 

"Sorry Kami but it needed to be done"

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A/N- Welp. How's life going? How's school/College/work?

I'm so Sorry! This is so late! I had shit to do y'know? Also I *might* make a Christmas special