(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Random tired one-shots

yea so I haven't slept for a good 29-31 hours. Enjoy my misery.

3RD POV

Izuku was chillin y'know, like he always does. It was calm, and Izuku is going to change that. "Oh, Kacchan~!" Bakugou knew something was up. "Yeah?"

 Izuku got ready. "Kacchan, look!" Izuku quickly turned the other way. 

"What-" He turned back around and said, "What the fuck is up, Kacchan? No what did you you say?!. Step the fuck up" 

As this was going was going on, Bakugou didn't really know how to react. Once Izuku was done with that, hw walked to his cheesy friends dorm, and walked in. "I'm going to be in your cubbie, over here okay?" 

Aoyama just nodded and went back to staring at me- ("HEY. FUCKIN STOP. YOUR SARCING THEM" "No, They must see my sparkle!") As Izuku was doing that, Bakugou is still processing. "The Fuck was that?!"

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Izuku has been wanting to unalive someone for awhile, you wanna know who? Endorwhore(I like to bully him, sorry if you don't like it). Izuku wanted to ask Todoroki but he already knew that Todoroki didn't like his dad, so he just nodded to himself and did it. But first he made sure there was about 3. 5million (364,540,750 yen) on each one of his credit cards. (one for each Todoroki sibling and mom)

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I mostly just like this mem of Shoto 'Midoriya and the others' Todoroki so I'm going to write a few that I came across. 

Izuku came up to Todoroki, "Hi, Todoroki-Kun! I have a question for you.." Todoroki thought for a moment that he was in trouble.

"What's my name?" 'Oh oh. So that is his question' "Midoriya Izuku" Izuku nodded. "Yeah." Izuku glanced at Denki. "Kaminari. Come here" 

Denki was just talking to Mina. "Yeah?" Izuku turned to Todoroki. "Todoroki-Kun. What's his name?" 

Todoroki stared at him for a second. Trying to placed his name. "Next question-"

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Ochako has been wondering something. 'Does Todoroki even know our names? I mean I know that he knows Deku's name but does he know mine?' 

The next time Ochako talks to him is at lunch. Once they are seated, Ochako popped the question. "Todoroki-Kun. Do you know anyone else's name other then Deku's?" 

Todoroki blinked at her. "Maybe. I don't know. Yes? No. Can you repeat the question?"

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This one actually made me laugh, okay.

The LOV just fucking came in the classroom and Dabi got to his Bro- his enemy, and put his hand i front of Shoto and another on his arm. Toga was hugging Izuku, with Izuku giving little reaction. Shiggy was touching Aizawa with 4 fingers. 

Dabi spoke first to Shoto. "If you can name at least one person in your class-" you can see him open his mouth a little. "-that's not the green haired male over there" 

Shoto shut his mouth and glared. "Oh no, Oh no, call an ambulance- for me" 

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That's enough of bulling Todoroki for now. Have a nice day or night or whatever! I am problely going to have some coffee today. 

I HAVE A QUESTION. 

IF I HAVE 5 EXPRESSO SHOTS COULD I STAY UP UNTIL 5 AM OR DO I NEED MORE?