(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Dekusquad things :)

Dekusquad was sitting in the commons with Bakusquad and Deku and Bakugou were actually being nice to each other. Deku is basically shoulder to shoulder and is looking up at him, when he notices how small he is compared to him,  "Oh my god u so tall you're like a giraffe"

Bakugou snickers as he says, "Yea that why you're built like a baked bean"

Deku narrows his eyes at him and shouts, "BAKED BEAN?" Deku punches his face with his bare strength, which sends him to the floor. "BAKED BEAN THAT. Deku huffs, "BAKED BEAN THAT"

Bakugou stays away from him for a week after he saw no green lightning around Deku. 

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Iida would never admit it but he daydreams about killing Stain. The only people who really know are Todoroki and Deku. Todoroki just said 'oh' and moved on, while Deku smiled and patted his back. Iida was very startled by Deku's reaction but he just tried to move on from that and daydreaming about killing Stain, so he tries to stop and try to override his thought process with studies. However, it doesn't work, so now he just does it. 

At least now he was over 10 way to kill him from his strength alone.

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Deku has known Shinso from his quirkless days in middle school. So now when he talks about it Shinso doesn't really care much. So when Shinso sees Deku using a quirk UA they have a rocky friendship. Now, they have a great friendship. One day they hang out alone in Deku's dorm. Deku is on a beanbag while Shinso is on his bed. Deku talks suddenly, "I may be depressed but at least I have a quirk,"

Shinso send a concerned look at him. "But you're still depressed"

Deku doesn't spare Shinso a glance. "But I have quirk"

Shinso sighs and gets up and lays on Deku's lap, wrapping around  awkwardly "yeah but you're still depressed"

Deku glances at him with a blank look with an arched eyebrow.  "OKAY, but I have quirk"

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Dekusquad and Bakusquad were hanging out. Denki deciedes to be funny and holds up a pencil, "Introducing the pencil! You can write with it. You can-" Denki blinks. "what else can you do with a pencil?"

Deku holds back a laugh and shouts, "SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

Denki repeated it, not thinking anything about it, "You can shove it down your- WHAT?!"

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Dekusquad was playing truth or dare and Ochako wanted sparks, but nothing was happening so she set things into her own hands. She whispers in Deku's ear, "Hey Deku I dare you to call Todoroki 'sexy'" Ochako smirks as she sees Deku flush. 

Todoroki didn't notice, so he just called Deku's name, "Hey Midoriya"

Deku blushes harder as he turns to Todoroki, "Hey seXy" Deku voice cracks as Todoroki mind is basically loading, "How are- how- how- how- how are- how are"

Iida laughs hard he has to lay down. He speaks as he laughs, "I don't wanna be here anymore"

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I'm sorry it took so long :(

So here you go :,)