(mostly) Deku Headcannons and Oneshots

Dekusquad thingy

So, in this it will be Dekusquad singing lyrics. I won't specify. Also I'll be putting the song in the top. If you don't know it. Just follow along. Also bad words. Song- My Axe     I have no idea where this going to go. Also The Dekusquad are villains

5 people were walking down, these members were called 'Dekusquad', these members are the most feared villains in Japan. The Dekusquad love sing there signure song, usually when they work together to kill people. The number one wanted villain was in this squad, is known as Deku. The reason Deku likes these 4 people will be for another reason. (There mostly like Stain and kill heros that are horrible, that abuse. If you want I will make another thing and tell you the details). 

The Dekusquad has been thinking about having ✨fun✨ with the new students at UA. As they approch the school and Deku starts the song, "My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk,"

Ochako goes along with it, touching Awaiza, making him float "Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk,"

Then Tyusu as she leaps over to Present Mic "My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh,"

 Todoroki sings as he freezes Midnight, "Me and my axe cut biggots spinal cords in half,"

Iida sings next, Running around and collecting 1-A tying them up with a rope and making use to quirk canceling cuffs "My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back,"

Todoroki sings again "Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack,"

Ochako sings the next part as she make boulders fly at Thirteen "My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him, Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain,"

 Izuku sings next, while trying to call out orders to everyone "Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun," 

As the rest of song goes by with Tyusu, Todoroki, Iida and Ochako "Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, "

"Swing swing swing, 

"chop chop chop,"

Denki calls out, "Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing swing, 

"chop chop chop,"

"My axe is my buddy, we right planets wrongs,"

"Me and my axe leave biggots deads on richies lawns"

"My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry,"

"Me and my axe will leave a bivot for your eye,"

Iida keeps singing as him and Todoroki freeze and knocking out teachers "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch,
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch"

Tyusu hums as she continues "Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol"

"My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump,"

"Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump"

"Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,"

"Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,"

Izuku sings as he  "Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see, don't you hear the branches cry? Asking for the reasons why, If they hang so many men, from the branches off of them, Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way, Look into the moons beam, can you fathom what its seen? Bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a biggot fuck, Why you think that heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky Ain't no covering tracks, and that's why I'm here, and oh yes.."

"My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head,"

"Me and my axe will make your white pony's red,"

"My axe is my buddy, you let that ditzy wave"

'Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave"

Iida sings again, "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch,
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch"

As so does Ochako "Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol"

"My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees
Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees"

"Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Swing swing," chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,"

Denki calls out again, "Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Sw-ii-ing ," chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

"Swiiiiii-ing," chop chop chop,"

Denki calls again, "Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

"Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop,"

And again Denki calls again, "Everybody, everybody, everybody run,"

"Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)"

"Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)"

"Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop"

Izuku grins as they see all their damage. "Heh" Dekusquad flanks him as Denki approaches. Deku smiles a more calm smile. "Hi, Kaminari, my inside man" Dekusquad looks at Deku. Deku looks back them after a moment. He smiles a cheerful smile at them that would make you question if he was actually a villain

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