TripleEz is Coming

Wait. Where did ZiziTheRobot go?

Hi. It’s Ez. That is, ZiziTheRobot’s alter ego. I think. I’m not sure where your normal writer is and I don’t know what they were intending to cover in this update so I think that I might just go over notifications for the base today.

Oh. I can hear, is that jazz? Well, I can hear music coming from the corridor which is interesting. I was under the impression that all of the creatures who might play an instrument on this base were, well, slightly comatose. Don’t worry though! I hear that they may have come up with a solution. Actually, I hear that they’ve come up with several solutions it’s just that none of them have worked. It’s really sad, all of those poor people who did nothing to deserve being kidnapped by an army of robots who live on the moon and having all memory of a previous life erased like they woke up and anything that came before was just a dream. It really gets me down.

Oh, and that unicorn who wanders around looking shifty has been looking distinctively less shifty and more unwell. The only comment that I can pass is that IUP, who are definitely, well, slightly creepy, have warned people not to trust unicorns and I like to follow the experts on things like that.

The music is quite loud but I’m not sure who is playing it. They’re really good, whoever they are. Whatever they are. Lets move on. There haven’t been any more of those astronauts who rock up periodically and have to be brainwashed and replaced with robot clones which is great news for the human population. Oh, probably should mention. Everyone who has made it to the moon has been kidnapped and the things that come back are robots. Sorry to their families. It must be hard for you.

Who is playing that? It sounds like woodwind but it can’t be. It’s probably just a recording. Mysterious Ezila is trying to draw that weird, slowly mutating unicorn but it keeps growing extra limbs. I’ve seen her make her attempts. They’re all brilliant. She is a really, truly wonderful artist. I hope that she doesn’t realize that her boss’s alter ego might just have been watching her draw from the roof. That would be a little awkward.

Honestly, though. This music is slightly scaring me. I’m fine. All of the mirrors on base have been replaced and the new ones have had very thorough background checks. The winged friends of Jay Suss have paid for the damages caused in their attack last week. TripleEz has not been seen, but Alan has been called for tomorrow. I hope that he shows this time. The creature known only as Magister has expressed his condolences for the numerous attacks on that poor emergency meeting and Alan has responded graciously.

I can hear something approaching and it might be ZiziTheRobot, who would very probably not be very happy to find me here so, well, goodbye. No, not goodbye. That’s not the traditional farewell around here. Er, oh yeah.

Hail the Robocalypse!

Ez