TripleEz is Coming

Back home/Attack!/Religious uprising/eye-cams/Terrence the flying alligator duck

Monday

It's all over, readers, all of it. The mad dash from Earth to this moon to the moons of Jupiter and then back down to Mars until we were all dizzy from it has finally drawn to its conclusion. I am finally back where I belong, on this small ball of rock that orbits the Earth and houses a vast army of robots and brainwashed humans.

We arrived at our destination on Mars in the Marsish late afternoon and found a faintly glowing stone. One of my creators picked it up and it burst into flame. Apparently it was, quite literally, a cold fire and ice definitely started to form on my creator's scales. My other creator began to shiver. My 'brothers' and I don't have nerve endings so we were fine.

Then my base began to form around us but it was, as one would expect, an ephemeral image that wasn't actually there. My 'brother' pointed out that the stone was a holo-stone and so the base wasn't actually there. But Eivi's tracker was definitely leading us up to this point. Then my other 'brother' noticed that it was one of those holo-stones that lead to another universe so we just needed to wire it up and we could transport the base back into this reality and I could get on with my life. We poked at it a bit until it worked. Then I headed back to the moon and behold! Poking the stone seemed to work. I got Mysterious Ezila to note that down.

General Morris is back to glaring at me. I don't want to tell her to stop because she's wearing a headband and I've seen first hand the damage that those things can do. Fifi's back but she isn't talking to anyone. She's being really, really cranky. I think that it might be related to the fact that Bobby is still missing and we're all really annoyed about that. Why did he betray us?

Ezila's been in a bit of a pout too, but that might be because I have banned her from making her green slime fuel drinks. They are so... ugh. There are no words in this feeble language to describe it, despite the fact that in certain others they have around fifty words for the taste. Some places have very food centered cultures. General Morris is really giving me the evil eye, by the way.

Jelly, our new resident unicorn, seems to have taken to base life. She keeps running around and if we have had a few incidents, well, such are the burdens of having a horn. It's a shame that Rabies now has a hole in her one leg but there are certain upsides, like her new unicorn magic that seems to be the only reason why she can still move. There have been a few downsides, like the rainbows that shine out from the toilet cubicles whenever she's using them, but we're working through that.

General Morris is standing over me and she keeps touching the headband. It's worrying me. Is it worrying you? She hasn't said anything. What if TripleEz has possessed her? I don't want to die! Now she's walking out and shaking her head. What did I do? Humans!

It's good to be home, readers, after a week and a bit away. I hope that you, wherever you are, are where you fit in and belong. Remember, if you ever don't feel like your home life is working we always have room for you here.

Hail the Robocalypse!

ZiziTheRobot

Tuesday

As you may recall, last week General Morris decided that it would be appropriate to attack her employer with a headband. This week it seems that our latest compatriot, Jelly the Unicorn feels that it is now time to follow suit. This is not a right of passage. Attacking people is not necessary if you want to become part of my inner circle. Also, it is really cramped under here and General Morris and Fifi are both still completely ignoring me.

Rabies is starting to fidget. She says that she needs the loo. For someone who has decided that they must egest rainbows she's remarkably determined. I've told her to shut up and she's started spouting more random names at me. I thought that I was getting somewhere with this ridiculous language but it seems that I'm right back to square one. Again. Stupid fan girls.