TripleEz is Coming

To kill a... crocodile?

We should all look down on the needless slaughter of majestic creatures, especially those who live in the wild and maintain the natural order that you lot so casually shun.

So please, someone, tell me why TripleEz who is, by all accounts, a higher being of incomprehensible greatness and evil finds it acceptable to slay that mighty beast known as a crocodile?

She/it/they/he has posted an image to the social networking site named Facelessbook of itself/themselves/himself/herself standing holding what seems to be the primitive weapon entitled a spear with tip covered in gore and a crocodile lying at their/it's/his/her feet. On the reptile's side is the most awful gash and it is dead. It has been murdered. It has been slaughtered. I, considering that I am a robot who is plotting a hostile take over of your planet, suppose that this condemnation could be viewed as slightly hypocritical by the less forgiving of you readers but I assure you that the take over will not affect those animals who still inhabit the wild. Instead, we have numerous schemes planned out to help the beasts that I'm not going to go into here.

We also can prove our wish to save those poor animals with the fact that we love unicorns! More specifically, we love Bobby. Bobby is beyond compare as an example of how the natural world should be. He is gentle and kind and trustworthy! His kind are known to betray their carers (we could never call ourselves his owners) but he has usurped the petty bonds and expectations put upon him by society and proved himself worthy of our love and our respect. Fifi, the mind controlled human slave who serves the oil, has always looked after him not out of duty but out of the fact that she completely adores him. She isn't stupid! It doesn't matter that her vocabulary is limited to 'pink' and sparkly.' She would do anything for that unicorn and I think that is a sign of just how much he means to us all.

According to the drave (drone slave) who is standing next to me and seems only capable of the word 'pole' it is a truly horrifying image. He is conveying this by throwing up on the floor. How disgusting. I'm just going to get someone to clean that up. I asked him to do it but he says that he'd have to ask his supervisor who'd have to ask their manager who'd have to ask their CEO who'd have to ask Mysterious Ezila who'd have to ask Fifi who'd have to ask Bobby who would then hopefully reply to Fifi that Mysterious Ezila should ask me because it isn't his department. Well he actuallly said "pole pole pole pole pole" but I figured that you might want that translated. It isn't a well known dialect but I believe that it comes from Barish. You know "Bar Bar Bar..." Not many speak those old tongues...

So. Off to get someone who's department it is.

Hail the Robocalypse!

ZiziTheRobot