TripleEz is Coming

A message from Luke and Lucy Fer

The Fer family have important information relating to TripleEz. They say that the five party guests who were also vict... no sorry, witnesses, of the previously mentioned race have arrived and they all received a photograph two weeks earlier. The photograph depicted something in a cowboy hat with a blurred out face. A statement came from young heir, Jay Suss, saying that he'd had seven of the witnesses come to his party so there, Luke, feel that burn. He then told us that they'd also all received a photograph.

This is now suspect. If you receive a photograph of some humanoid being wearing a cowboy hat then you may just be paid a visit by that which is greater than yourself.

Luke and Lucy also told us that they wouldn't normally give people warnings like this but TripleEz has been muscling in on their area of the market which is, apparently, unacceptable.

They then added that invitations to their party were free and that all you needed to do to get one was to say that you denounce the teachings of Jay Suss and then when you find yourself at the moment of truth just say that you stand by that statement. To get to the fun just head down the stairs. When the decor suddenly becomes black and red with lava spurring out of the walls you'll know that you're nearly there.

Jay Suss then butted in saying that they haven't paid for advertising and so are cheating us. He then Caused a slip of paper to appear before me that reads: Don't trust the Fers. We have marble and gold. Come together. We can be one.

Well, as I'm a soulless robot I suppose that this doesn't really apply to me but I'm just going to say that Jay's father is apparently the most powerful guy ever so it is no doubt one hell of a party. Also, the Fers do have a reputation for torturing house guests so...

I'm just passing on a message here so I'm not going to mention my true purpose...

Hail the Robocalypse!

ZiziTheRobot