You will never be a real Koji

COTE Reacts

A/N: I'm using the official English translation for a bit, although I genuinely had a digital copy of it I would only quite the parts in bold and snip out parts from a chapter. Please inform me if this is legal or not. If not, I will delete this chapter.

All 2nd year students were in a giant hall for no apparent reason other than plot importance. The front row was circular and obviously filled by Ryuuen, Sakayanagi, Ichinose and... Kouenji? But since the last was not like the others, other students would wonder why a narcissist join the class leaders.

"Where are we?"

"What the heck? Dude who did this?"

"Eh?"

"Oh my god, what did we do to deserve this?"

"This is nothing like Speranza!"

Later on, a seemingly adult male human figure of about 175-180+cm leaped out of the portal beside the giant screen. He was a person, from this world or another world whichever possible. 

"Alright homies, it's just like a boring motivational speech combined with a cringy movie. Or should I say I feel the same where some random student hijacks the teacher's computer and projector to watch movies in class. Just put your guard down, this will be awesome!"

He appeared to either be highly intelligent or the type of rebel teen who would carry a skateboard and soda can around with him 24/7, as he lacked glasses so nothing could be said about his brain.

"Guess what I found! The official translation of Kinugasa-sama's text!"

The centre of the circular bench rose high like a platform, and it revealed  Ayanokouji sitting on a chair, tied up and in an air-conditioned globe. It was soundproof, so no one could hear his reaction.

"Kukuku, snowglobe monster in a globe kukuku."

"T-rex-kun being T-rex-kun. Heh. Still no snowglobe beats the ultimate utsukushisa of mine."

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Unless you were psychic, finding the VIP wasn't going to be easy. People are born liars. If a person ever claims to live their life without telling a lie, their life itself is probably a lie.

"Serves Yamauchi right."

"Ayanokouji-kun, why did you say this about me?"

"So he's hiding a lot of morals."

"Fufufu, not all human beings."

"Sakayanagi-san says a true."

"Kukuku, a baseless fact supported by an unsurprisingly ugly monkey."

"He's more like a snake,"

"Eww what's with that mango cream on your head?"

"Seriously class A? Even Katsuragi transferred to our class because it stinks of mango."

"Alright, calm down everyone!"

Lies are inescapable parts of us. A kind lie is no exception; it's still a lie.

Somewhere in this group of students was the VIP. We still had time until the discussion period began. Like last time, I was the first to arrive. I'd come early to observe everyone's behavior.

"So it was the zodiac exam on a cruise last time!"

"Shut your mouth, we all know, you idiot."

A group of Class C girls were the first people to enter. They were chatting loudly, looking like they were enjoying their conversation quite a bit. However, when they saw me, they instantly lowered their voices and sounded disgusted.